Masterbatory

adj. Something which is great fun to do but is completely pointless or without useful purpose.

Person 1: "hey have you checked out that farming app on facebook?"

Person 2: "yeah, it's totally masterbatory!"

by tickletackle November 28, 2010

masterbatorium

The room in which a person's PC is kept.

I rang the doorbell three or four times, dude. What, were you in the masterbatorium?

by twajjo January 10, 2012

Masterdater

One who engages going to movies, dinner and social events by himself. One who engages in masterdation.

He didn't have a date last night, he likes to be a masterdater.

by praxguy December 8, 2010

Public Masturbater

One guy

One trench coat
One sick chub
LOTS PUBLIC SEMEN.

Gabe, the ultimate public masturbater, was masturbating at the Grapevines Mills and his mom spotted him so he ran.

he was shot by Seth Rogen.

by PUBLICMASTURBATER-GABESKRILLZ October 24, 2009

masterbait

1. the wrong way to spell masturbate
2. the best brand of bait, just like Master Lock...not really

1.
guy1: I masterbait when i'm bored
guy2: what a noob

2. this doesn't exist

by whatserface July 23, 2007

Masturbaterade

Combination of Viagra, an energy drink, and a sports drink to help sustain performance during intense masturbation by giving the user an extreme erection, plenty of energy and the perfect amount of hydration. Stamina will increase and it will be possible to masturbate for hours.

My wife left me home for the weekend so I picked up some masturbaterade to use on Saturday night.

by Chubs McGahee July 4, 2012

Masterbite

Masterbite is where you suck your own dick for pleasure. Some People may think its impossible but bendey people can.

Oh My God i had a tight masterbite last night.

by Jacob && Harry August 5, 2008