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The Reiss Massacre

The major downfall of a class or classes grade. Usually used as a noun to define a point in time when the event happened.
Luke: My whole chemistry class's grade dropped from those tests.
Pete: Sounds like you're talking about The Reiss Massacre.
by SirAwads January 27, 2022
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Texas Vagina Massacre

When a promiscuous lesbian uses the same dildo on multiple unknowing partners over a short period of time without protection.
She just found out that she recieved the Texas Vagina Massacre from that hoe-bag!
by J September 1, 2008
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Massachusetts

The state name that everyone hates spelling.
Tommy: Brian, how do you spell, "Massachusetts?"

Brian: Fuck you, Tommy.
by soske November 4, 2006
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Bowling Green Massacre

I will never forget where I wasn't during the Bowling Green Massacre.
by BowlerGreen February 3, 2017
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

1. One of the best, most original horror movies to date. If you liked something in a horror movie after TCM74, chances are it was stolen from the latter. Despite its horror credentials, TCM74 contains very little visible blood, relying on creepy imagery and unsettling, innovative music to set the mood. Followed by a string of lack-luster sequels.

2. One of the worst, most unnecessary remakes of a classic horror film in cinematic history. Take one part original, nine parts Dawson's Creek, and separate out the terrifying originality of the '74 version, and you have TCM03. It had the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket in it, though. That was kinda cool.
1. Paul won the accolades of all for renting the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre after someone had expressed their fondness for the remake and ignorance of the original.

2. Habib was deported when he fell asleep watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake on TV and missed the deadline for renewing his student visa.
by Deez Nuts April 16, 2005
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Floppy massacre

The result of an anti-rape device full of hooked razors. Once the penis is inserted it is impossible to withdraw without further shredding your member. The rapist will never rape again but will probably murder his victim after he has recovered. Popular/ unpopular (with rapists) in many african countries. The term is of my own invention and can be used to describe anything excruciatingly horrible or wiggity wack
"That guy had a face like a floppy massacre"
"Shes more frigid than a floppy massacre"
by Colossal Insight December 24, 2007
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glaggleland massacre

A terrifying, deadly, bloody massacre that happened in Glaggleland. Many Glaggles died because of it. The Enphosos were the ones that caused this massacre. This massacre wasn't joyous at all.
Glaggle: What is a Glaggleland Massacre?
Other Glaggle: i wont talk about it. that event wasnt joyous at all.
by glaggleforever April 26, 2023
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