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mashed

completely out of it, after excess alcohol or marijuana.
shit man, i was complete mashed last night..
by richard January 25, 2004
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Button masher

Your little brother who doesn't know how to play so he mashes buttons.
by Viruss_-_ January 22, 2015
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mathletes

some of the coolest people in the world... not only are they smart... but they are extremely hilarious. they are also some of the most perverted people you could ever meet. It's like someone took the most perverted people in the school, put them together, and made them able to do math.
Mathletes do it on a desk
by ashley!!!;) May 2, 2006
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muffin masher

In this context Muffin means Pussy or Vagina. The Masher is another female who rubs their Pussy " muffin" against the afore mentioned Muffin, for sexual purposes. In most cases a Muffin Masher is a bull dike but in some cases it could be just a one time experimentation thing for a female.
1. Holy shit Jill turned to Muffin Mashing!
2. Jill say's " I've always wanted to try Muffin Mashing."
by The Blade June 17, 2005
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mashed potato bowl

The greatest thing to ever happen to KFC.

Consists of a layer of mashed potatoes, corn, fried chicken bites, and cheese.
MOM: Okay, honey, what do you want for dinner?

ME: KFC mashed potato bowl.

DAD: Come on, can't we go out to eat for once??!
by Moyoya July 7, 2006
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These mashed potatoes are so creamy.

From the movie "While You Were Sleeping". The family sits around the holiday dinner table making inane conversation. This line is used as a response when people are talking about useless information. A similar line from the same scene is, "John Wayne was tall." The line is even more powerful if someone else responds with this line.
Person a: "Justin Beiber was at the mall today."
Person b: "I love him, he is so gorgeous!"
Person c: "These mashed potatoes are so creamy."
Person d: "John Wayne was tall."
by janeelizabeth May 31, 2011
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mashed cornbeef

when a woman has been out in 100 degree heat, removes her panties and her beef curtains look as if they have been pressed with an iron.
Jenny had the worst case of mashed cornbeef I had ever seen, but I manned up and went in for the kill
by wamboozled October 10, 2014
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