Martian Tan

Coined on the "Bob & Tom Show". A sexual position when someone has a baby on your face.

Guy 1: Dude, I had the best time last night with Jenny.
Guy 2: Anything interesting happen...?
Guy 1: Yeah, she gave me a Martian Tan.
Guy 2: NICE!!!

by Mr. McGoobers May 10, 2009

Wal-Martian

An elderly citizen who greets you at the door of a Wal-Mart. He or She tends to be short in stature, and have no other purpose but to create awkwardness as they force you stare at the mysterious crap at the corner of their mouths.

"I tired of those freakn' Wal-Martians trying to get me to check out the isle of who gives a damn!"

by Sean Dronia November 29, 2007

martian hoolahoop

A dance move where you move your hips in a circular motion with hand on your head

I think the "Martian Hoolahoop" is the best dance move

by Alex uwu December 25, 2016

Martinated

The state of being insulted by someone named Martin

Ha! You just got martinated!

by UrbanThesaurusaurusRex October 18, 2019

Martinhardhair

Martin has hard hair

Wow Martin really does have hard hair

Martinhardhair

by RotteKre January 29, 2020

Martian

A Martian is a person that came from the red planet called "Mars".

The first Martian is born!!!!!!!!

by Ella negra mujer. August 15, 2021

Martina

She is a girl with curly hair, you might get lost in her eyes and her face is so beautiful and unique, like her. She will always be understanding towards you, you will be able to feel comfortable with her, in times of need she will help you whatever your condition will be, she is an angel fallen from heaven ready to always protect you

X: you're such a bad person

Me: thanks

X: aren't you angry?
Me: Martina taught me to believe in what I believe, and I am a good and kind person.

by little girl in love November 21, 2021