gay married iguana

Kinda like marijuana but worse, cuz its gay, and married iguana

"Jimmy grows gay married iguanas, but he hasn't been arrested for it yet".

by IzYaBoi April 21, 2018

im.married.to.shinobu

Professional angst creator

Wife of shinobu (formerly😢)

Enjoys ruining your entire week

“Hey why are you preying on innocent people trying to live there lives.”

“I Follow im.married.to.shinobu”

by Shinobu lover November 15, 2021

hood married

when you claim to be married to another, but there are no legal documents to prove of that.

“They been hood married for twenty years now chile. You can see the rust on her ring. “

by cupcake1017 December 8, 2021

PMS ( Presently Married Syndrome )

1. the anxiety felt in a marriage
2. feeling trapped
3. feeling suffocated
4. constantly suspicious of your spouse's behavior, with or without merit
5. obsessive compulsion to check pockets, drawers, looking for clues ( imaginary or not ) to validate one's suspicions
6. general bossiness

7. general disregard for the happiness of your partner

Geeez Frank it sounds like you and your wife both suffer from PMS ( Presently Married Syndrome )...no, not that one, I'm talking about ' presently married syndrome '

by Egaladeist-TAZ March 13, 2010

Married to the game

Married to the game can mean the person is married (obligated) to the game.

The game referring to: the rap game and or industry

the drug game

rap: "nah dog, i can't go shooting tonight, I'm married to the game and it needs me to go to sleep, i have a gig tomorrow"

drug: "the game isn't going to let me leave, i'm in this for the long run, drug dealer for life.."

Lyrics: Lil Wayne - Fireman - "Addicted to the game like Jordan and Payton.."

by j453 August 21, 2011

Married Mans Mongrel Maul

When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.

I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.

by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011

practically married

In a long term, serious relationship. Not yet married but with plans to marry. Taken. Off the market.

"Sorry, I don't sleep with bar skags, I'm a practically married man."

by AnneOminous November 10, 2008