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Marathon runner

A person fueled by masochism whose ultimate running destination is sanctimony
He likes to brag about being a routine marathon runner
by Bebe1957 June 11, 2018
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Marathon duhh

When someone trains for the marathon which gets cancelled because of corona
by Ollieduhh June 3, 2020
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Marit

An alternative word for a very salty salami
Damn! This Marit is salty!
by FourTwenty June 10, 2018
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Wank Marathon

To have a minimum of six wanks (all cumming) within a day, with just short rest periods in between. Leaving the participant exhausted yet satisfied when crossing the finish line.
What did you get up to this weekend?

watched some TV and had a cheeky wank marathon
by CFI Dave May 18, 2011
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Maritza

A Maritza is short,funny,beautiful,perfect, and loyal.Anyone would be lucky to have a Maritza in their life.She also has a big butt and nice boobs,Maritza’s are baddies.
Hey did u see that girl?
yea that’s Maritza

she’s a baddie
by Elizabeth Ayala April 8, 2020
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Massachusetts Maritime Academy

1. One of the few places on earth where if you have a woman in your room you'll get in trouble.

2. Where fun goes to die.

3. A college where kids run away during orientation.

4. Where kids younger then you make the rules, enforce them and get you in trouble.

5. Where no matter how much of a loser you were in high school you'll have friends, the honnor guard and the band. You'll more likely then not get bars for being an asshole.
"Hey, I'm a petty officer at the Massachusetts Maritime Academy."

"what the fuck is that?"
by 4/c Kelleher haha June 2, 2006
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Sex Marathon

Continuous sexual activity of any nature that is performed over the course of several hours. Even several days. To be a marathon, only short breaks in sex play activity like short sleep breaks, a power nap, a food break, bathroom break or fluid wipe ups are permitted. Sexual marathons often result in extremely sore genetalia.
Roger's wife had a hella sore snatch after an all night sex marathon.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
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