Marilyn

The coolest people on the planet.

Us Marilyns know whether or not your parents ever cared about you--through your name. If you were named Sarah or Rachel, your parents didn't think too hard about what kind of name to give you, and that obviously means that they didn't care about you. Us Marilyns--our parents actually gave a shit about us and put some real thought into how we will be addressed throughout our lives--and gave us the coolest name in on the fucking planet, MARILYN!!

We aren't named after Maryland. Surprisingly, most people think so, and therefore most people are retarded.

Looks really cool in cursive.

None of us were ever named after Marilyn Monroe. But we sometimes lie about it as a conversation starter.

They are great lovers.

Often nicknamed "Marijuana."

HOTT BITCHES.

Marilyn: "Hi I'm Marilyn."
Other person with a boring-ass name: "Whoa, really? Like the state?"
Marilyn: "No, dumbass, MARILYN."

by Marilyn1111 December 15, 2008

marilyn manson

The easiest person for The Daily Mail to blame for whatever is wrong with today's society.

Marilyn Manson inspired the Columbine kids to shoot up their High School.

Marilyn Manson influenced Luke Mitchell to kill Jodi Jones.

by OD Smith February 16, 2005

Marilyn

sexy ass bitch with great boobs, great ass, and a rocking body. a girl named marilyn is always sexy, smart, and confident. youd be lucky to know a marilyn because they are always a good time. great lovers and loyal friends.

guy: you see that sexy chick over there? damn what a hottie shes got it all.

other guy: yeah, dude, that must be Marilyn.

by jackie6 October 29, 2011

Disturbing Marilyn

A band from Perth who are just the sex.
Members include:
Cookie, Cias, Harry and Dos

Disturbing Marilyn fuckin' went off last night!

by dosssssa March 8, 2009

marilyn manson

A band. A man. He makes music. He wears a lot of make-up and odd clothing.

Hello! This is it!

Call me crazy, but I don't think about it any further. I don't care if he's 'main-stream' or not, or if he believes in religion or not, or if he likes Avril Lavigne's music. Is it just me who realises you don't have to like an artist/musician/whatever to like what they do?? I'm sure I wouldn't like Marilyn Manson if I met him, and I'm sure there are plenty of things we'd disagree on, but that doesn't efin' matter. I like his music, without making it a religion. So lighten up!

And I don't know about you people, but I like his renditions of 'Sweet Dreams,' 'Tainted Love,' and 'Personal Jesus' better than the originals. So sue me.

by Wolfgang Heartman July 6, 2005

marilyn monroe

Born Norma Jean Mortenson in the charity ward. Her mother was put into an asylem when she was young and she was left to live in foster homes and orphanages. She first became a model and then went on to become the biggest actress ever. She suffered from phycological problems. Cause of death unkown.

see Some Like it Hot, The Misfits, or Gentleman Prefer Blondes

by Emmi May 13, 2005

Marilyn Manson

Marilyn Manson, a rock artist, is the man who will eventually go down and take all of the Cradle Of Filth fans with him. Fans of Filth obviously don't know whats good. Manson is hated by most people and its understandable because most people are music-tarded. Yes, you may think he is satanic and whatnot but he is a lyrical god in my eyes. If you don't like him, oh well. Sure, everyone is entitled to their own opinion but I'm sick of hearing all of you queers talking about how Manson is the stereotypical goth, when he isn't.

Random kid: "Oh my god. I can't believe I just heard you say you like Marilyn Manson. He is such a gothic satan worshipper."

Me: "Screw you kid. You obviously don't know what you're talking about."

Random kid: "Yes I do. I judge people by their appearance."

Me: "Thats why I hate you."

by Kim Crissman February 11, 2005