Miracle

A term used by ICP (Insane Clown Posse) to explain everything that already has a scientific explanation. This includes but is not limited to - fuckin rainbows, pelicans, music, butterflies, and shooting stars.

The fat one: Hey, faggy, how do magnets work?
Faggy2dope: Well, a scientist tried to explain it to me, but he's gotta be lying, I bet it's magic.
The fat one: This shit's a goddamn miracle.

by Witty Name April 13, 2010

the miracle never happen

What Phoenix Wright from the Ace Attorney franchise says during the bad ending of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice For All. In said ending, he never sees his assistant and friend again after his guilty client got acquitted.

Phoenix: The miracle never happen... Maybe it wasn't supposed to... Because a miracle is something that doesn't exist

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE March 2, 2021

Five Minute Miracle Diet

1. To take a dump; poop
2. What to say when "blowing mud" is not appropriate

"The coffee's starting to work; time for my Five Minute Miracle Diet."

by Bravochimp July 28, 2004

anti miracle

The exact oppisite of a miracle.

Guy1: Dude did you hear about that town in Alaska that was buried in that freak avalanche?
Guy2: No, thats crazy.
Guy1: No, my freind thats a anti miracle.

by Frank T June 20, 2007

miracle turd

when you unload a turd from your asshole and the turd is so perfect that it comes out of your cheeks so elegantly that you do not have to wipe. it is so simple yet elegant.

oh my god i was at KFC and i totally just released a miracle turd

by CHICKYDUDE December 17, 2009

Aviation Miracle

The act of an aircraft having zero chance of becoming avialable to perform a trip due to a maintanance issue, crew issue or any other grounding item, then suddenly, like Moses parting the Red Sea, becoming available.

459TN will not be available to perform the 0500L deptarture out of MDW due to the wing falling off. Then at 0400L, Jesus the mechanic came down from heaven and put the wing back on and now, 459TN can complete the flight and as such, it's an Aviation Miracle!

by Not A Mechanic June 13, 2011

Marable

asshole, ex-Army sergeant who is fed up with not getting any from his smoking hot wife. decides to take all anger out on subordinates and make them despise him.

Person 1: Is the guys ever going to shut up?

Person 2: No, he's a Marable.

by Delta Smith February 15, 2009