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Man Boobs the Clown is a clown who likes to paint entire rooms I'm barbeque sauce. He is often seen at stores like walmart buying large tubs of BBQ
I smell barbeque sauce, must be Man Boobs the Clown
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I have man boobs

When u run they jiggle and make a sweetly sound and u drink milk out of them
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man booty

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MAN BOOTY- n., an unusually rounded and/or feminine appearing buttocks

often found on fat black males who walk in a bow-legged manner.

MAN BOOTY can be a sensitive issue for those who have not had their posterior discussed at length in their presence.

complicating matters is the fact that many men afflicted by man booty do not dress in form fitting clothing. thus, when clothing that does accentuate MAN BOOTY is worn, both the person afflicted with MAN BOOTY and casual observers may be shocked by its existence. such startling observation can often lead to instantaneous commentary that can be insensitive (eg "DAMN YO, YOU GOT A FAT ASS DIMITRI!") in public places. the attractiveness of man booty to females varies widely, so feelings of insecurity can be rampant. the gays, destined for the eternal lake of fire and brimstone, also like man booty, complicating matters.

HOW TO COPE WITH MAN BOOTY:
*Diet
*Heroine
*Surgery

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NOTICE: You're gay if you looked here. This was a test.

Advantages of MAN BOOTY
*Cushioning in falls
*Lessened vulnerability to spanking

Disadvantages of MAN BOOTY
*Attracts gayotry
*Attracts homosexualerotocisms
*Attracts the gays
*Attracts the crime
*Attracts the drugs
*Attracts the little league baseball coaches who you really aren't cool with like that but you wont say nothing to your Dad about
"Did you see Skorton? Total man booty."

"There was a pool party at Stevo's last weekend. You know Pavlo? Total man booty. Yum."
by I_wish_i_was_Pavlo March 22, 2009
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Man Boobs

Man boobs is when the man is just so fat, you can make out two titty shape on his chest. This is extremely common throughout the US, where recent statistics shows that a shocking 98% of US male (ranging from fetus to corpse, only in the US of course) actually have man boobs.

The term given, by a recent scholar, is "moobs".
Moobs cannot be cured, as it is in all American male's gene to be fat and ridiculous, I am sorry, I cannot help you.

Scientist have speculated that in the future, because so many man in the US have moobs, 98% of the male offspring will be transformed into half male half female, fat, ugly, but with huge titties.
1: BLAH BLAH BLAH.....

2: WHOA! You got Man Boobs? Mooooobs.....

1: Really? Wow, I'm only 6 : )

2: Puberty is awesome.

The example shown, also includes the example of a retarded American, who cannot determine the difference between growing moobs and reaching puberty.
by U MAD? July 19, 2012
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Man-boost your pooster

Hey Dustin! Pull over at a rest stop so I can man-boost your pooster.
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Man Boobs

Whoa Look at the chick!

Thats not a chick its a dude!

No way... MAN BOOBS!!!!
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man boobs

a person who enjoys to tease women with his abnormally large breasts.
1.katie price: look owen trumans got bigger tits than i do!
2. look he has titties like a woman.(man boobs)
by connor tlee January 1, 2013
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