Mahoney’s Podium

The act of being fellated while making eye contact with someone who has no idea it’s happening.

I was totally stood at Mahoney’s podium this morning, looking out of the window, the postman had no idea, but we locked eyes… and he smiled.

by Studio8steve May 23, 2021

Mahoney’d

to promise on arrive, only to ditch out

Last night me and my buddy made plans to go ice fishing in the morning but now I’m sitting in the shack alone. I got Mahoney’d.

by Jaredmahoney24 December 3, 2021

Mahoney’d

To promise on arrival, only to ditch out

Last night me and my buddy made plans to go ice fishing in the morning but now I’m sitting in the shack alone. I got Mahoney’d.

by Jaredmahoney24 December 3, 2021

Mahoney cannoe

Taking a shit into a condom, freezing it and using it as a dildo

The woman used her Mahoney Cannoe to pleasure herself.

by Lethalbutters December 12, 2023

Masonry

Fucking missionary whilst taking a shit

Jack took a chick home from the library last night and fucked her masonry aka laying bricks

by MasonryMitch April 4, 2024

Mahoneyposting

To discuss missed homework in Mahoney's class, or to Discuss the topic of Mahoney. Can be working in conjunction with Clarkebait , to assemble the mythical "Clarkebait Mahoneyposting"

Charlie - "I missed my homework"

Peter - "Stop the mahoneyposting! You'll get her attention!"

Mahoney - "Did you boys complete exercise 4I"

by deviantshart June 9, 2025

Rory Mahony

A succession of endless shits where nothing comes out other than loud, explosive pebbles of gas and ass juice - and the occasional fetid nugget of shit.

"Oh man - this guy at work left a classic Rory Mahony in the Men's. They had to clean that bowl with a firehose."

by Rory_Mahony123 January 18, 2017