Holy shit Derek! At least warn me before you’re going to start playing your mahogany music maker…..that thing stinks!
by HammerLife June 22, 2023
Get the mahogany music makermug. Metaphorical representation of the abrupt quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your cock on your boss's mahogany desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Dick on Desk.
Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Cock on mahogany earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years.
by de la May 16, 2021
Get the Cock on Mahoganymug. A Mahogany Armchair is when you're having sex with a woman and she shits in your lap, then proceeds to ride you to a climax.
Person 1: Bro, I had sex with Becky last night and she gave me a Mahogany Armchair.
Person 2: That's so clutch!!
Person 2: That's so clutch!!
by Astro99 July 16, 2022
Get the Mahogany Armchairmug. by Jae Lock June 23, 2023
Get the Mahogany Queenmug.