Mazzu

A surname of Italian origin, pronounced like kazoo with an "m". People with generic or boring last names generally envy those who have this last name because it rhymes with many different words, making it ideal for poems or freestyle raps.

--Casual conversation--
Teacher: Is it pronounced... May-zuh?
Student: Nah, it's Mah-ZOO!
Teacher: Where does that name come from?
Student: My dad's family.
Teacher: No, what country?
Student: Oh. ITALY, byaa!

--Rhyme--
Miss Mazzu, I love you!

by Panda Bear 311 August 2, 2009

wordup magazine

an 80's magazine about rap and hip hop

"It was all a dream. Used to Read Wordup Magazine" - Biggie

by wordupmag December 26, 2010

Mazzarone

A sexy bunch of italians at the arch of the boot in Italy.

Sassy and wild

Love to party

Gold diggers

Sandy: Did you see the Mazzarone family?!
Jake: Yeah!! they make a hella of a good meatball

by crunkforcarrie September 29, 2007

Magzhan

A crazy guy who escaped Magadan. He likes to play hockey and fortnite because he is a lox. Also he loves Pago.

Watch out for magzhan.

by ComradeCrab197 February 9, 2019

Complex Magazine

Corny white boy publication trying to co-opt hip hop culture. Known for wack lists and forced, unnatural use of black slang. Also known for slobbering on Jay-Z and Eminem.

Complex Magazine: "Don't get shook by all the Rihanna features, hypebeasts, Hov and Eminems new albums go H.A.M.

Click here to read 20 reasons why Iggy Azalia is not a culture vulture. "

A: wtf did I just read.
B: It's Complex b, what do you expect.

by Trillmatic October 25, 2014

Time Magazine

A spineless magazine that has just been proven to be a puppet for the ruling elite, by electing Mark Zuckerberg as 2010 Person of the Year, who got 18,353 votes and placed 10th, to Julian Assange's 382,024 votes, who placed 1st, and ahead by 148,387 votes of second place's Recep Tayyip Ergodan, the Prime Minister of Turkey as of 2010.

I have lost all my respect for Time Magazine.

by tylerdurden89 December 16, 2010

Mazzy

A super sweet, gorgeous girl who is the best friend anyone could have! She is an amazing singer and hilariously funny. She will drop everything to help you and loves to dance. An amazing person, you are very lucky to have a Mazzy in your life!

Mazzy is a crazy awesome friend!!!

by CiaoBella5324 February 3, 2022