meerkat madness

When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause from a promotion because there maybe cake, coffee and doughnuts.)

I heard moans of disgust, so I stood up to see what was going on, only to find myself participating in meerkat madness, caused by Fred's crop dusting.

by silvergatlin October 1, 2003

meat magnets

A woman's breasts as viewed by another person.

I always see a woman jogging by the Starbucks on Hillcrest and she's got nice meat magnets.

by HillcrestStarbucks April 1, 2008

MILF Madness

A name for the mid-morning rush that occurs at a coffee shop due to the simultaneous release of all the neighboring Yoga classes.

It was a quiet morning at work, but then 10:30 came around and an army of yoga pants clad middle aged women stormed the gates. It was MILF madness. At least they all ordered nonfat latte's and we can steam like 3 drinks at a time.

by Poot's Coughee and Pee May 27, 2013

march madness

The one time a year were you're HAPPY you don't have a girlfriend

Me: I so happy right now
Friend: dude, I thought you were depressed about you're girlfriend leving you
Me: Who? oh yeah. That... I dunno I guess I have MARCH MADNESS

by ojuice3112 March 19, 2008

fucking magnets

a line from the song miricles by insane clown posse, possibly one of the stupidest songs ever, in the song they ask easily answerd questions that somehow they just cant figure out like "why do some mountains have presidents on them?", or "why are my kids black?"

ICP: fucking magnets how do they work?

4th grade science teacher: positrons from one magnet are atracted to electrons from another

ICP: wtf? h4x

by blakizzle April 19, 2010

Madness

1.) To be mad
2.) The ultimate Ska band of the 80's, consisting of Chas smash, Bedders, Barzo, Chrissy Boy, Thommo, Woody, and ofcourse Suggs

"I've been saving up my money for a very long time. I'm very glad I have enough for Madness' Christmas tour this December."

by Agatha Mold October 4, 2004

Meal Swipe Madness

Every Saturday at SUNY Albany, everything in the campus center is meal swipe-able at 4pm hence the popular term meal swipe madness. Also used on Thursdays because the meal plan resets itself so you have to use or lose all your left over meal swipes.

Ashley: Are you going to meal swipe madness?!

Sammy: Of course!!!

Daina: Meal swipe madness is the best!!!

by brookpatonhailie August 28, 2010