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Mahoney

Cadet/sergeant Mahoney is awesome character from Police Academy franchise movies.

Initially, he was sent to police academy as a punishment, to avoid imprisonment.
But he eventually liked it, and graduated from the academy as police officer.
He did a number of practical jokes on bad guys, who wanted to destroy academy's reputation.

Among his pranks were:

- two cadets sent to gay bar Blue Oyster, instead of the party
- replacing shampoo with epoxy glue, while captain Mauser was in the shower
- ordered a body cavity search on captain Mauser

- sending a prostitute to give a blowjob to the academy head Eric Lassard, while he's doing his public speaking
Proctor: -Mahoney said this restaurant has the best salad bar in town.
Lt Harris: -Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor : sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster" Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.

laughs

Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Not funny you idiot!
by dildo777 June 29, 2019
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Magnonite

A Magnonite is cleaning the 19th level, respectively, what you call “physical world”. Energies of outer/higher levels aren’t allowed and not able to interact with the physical level (our so called 3D world). Yet there are lots of negative energies on our 19th level. These energies were adapted to the 19th level, but they are not a part of it. That is having the effect, that these negative energies can directly influence the 19th level. On the other hand, you cannot clean or eliminate these dark energies without higher energies. That is the reason why the cleaning energies have to be modified correlatively for working on the 19th level. This modification is implemented by the magnets, which are integrated into the Magnonite. The Magnonites generate a carrier wave. The necessary energies will cling onto the carrier wave. Because of that modification, the cleaning energies will be able to work on our level.
I used Magnonite to clean my house energy today
by presbeiaprotoi June 30, 2014
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Magonia

An ancient civilisation that lives in the sky.
Capital of Magonia is Maganwetar.
They live on flying ships and steal crops from Earth to eat as food.
Citizens of Magonia are called Magonians.
Magonians can bend and change the elements of nature using songs that are impossible for humans to sing. They do this with the help of canwr and singing partners (other Magonians)
Made popular by Maria Dahvana Headley, in her books Magonia and Aerie.
"See that ship in the sky? It looks like it's from Magonia."
by Lynette Jones July 18, 2017
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slip Mahoney

Leaving a party or gathering without telling anyone, typically because of mass alcohol consumption or you no longer give a damn about what's happening at the party.
What happened to Grandma? She must have pulled a slip Mahoney!
by JDex July 2, 2017
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tetez mahonez

A response to someone who you believe is being a hypocrite. Another way to say ‘that’s the pot calling the kettle black’. It’s believed the term originally arose in Greystanes, a suburb of Western Sydney.
Person 1 - Gee you were acting like a drunk Dickhead last night. Person 2 - tetez mahonez !

Person 1 - You’re always late!

Person 2 - Tetez mahonez !
by Star Spalding April 20, 2023
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Next level Mahoney logic

1) Over-thinking something to the degree that your eventual course of action is the exact opposite of the standard approach to a problem or solution
2) Self convincing that is designed to make your solution palatable, even if it contradicts well established protocols that are evidence based
Resident1: The patient has an abscess on his back and a blood sugar in the 300s but the attending decided that he wants to bring his blood sugar down before draining the infection, just in case

Resident2: Really? The elevated blood sugar is due to the infection. Draining it should reduce the blood sugar. And the attending wants to correct this first? Wow, that's some next level Mahoney logic.
by BCH Resident November 16, 2011
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Mahoned

Popular term used when someone has been embarrased/made a fool of/proved wrong or hurt. Same connotations as the popular phrase "owned".

The phrase was created after Alexander Mahone, the fictional character portrayed by William Fitchner in the popular American Television series Prison Break.
1) You just got Mahoned.
2) I've been Mahoned.
3) i)Awww man, just lost my green'
ii)Mahoned
by rfcjuni0r February 3, 2009
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