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magdalina

Is a girl with really long curly hair that laughs at the weirdest things. Her laughter consists of snorting and giggles. She's tall curvy and beautiful.With thighs that could kill a man
Guy one : what's that sound??
Guy two : That's just Magdalina laughing.
by Lila Catastrophe November 26, 2015
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Mary Magdalen Fetish

The irrational fixation to hook up/ have sex with women who have been passed around more than the Communion cup at X-Mass Midnight Mass.

Fulfilling this act often gives the fetishist the illusion that he is a "God Among Women" and false self confidence & neurotic pride. When in all reality, he just fucks whores, an act anyone can do, given that whores are easy. Thus, making him Douchlord & not a "God Among Women."
Girl 1: "Ugh, why does he think he so cool all of a sudden"

Girl 2: "he's not, he's just got a big head & Mary Magdalen Fetish."
by Ginger Foxcreek October 12, 2011
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mayalena

she the finest bitch will not hesitate to fuck you up and sexy asf and bi as hell will choke you only if u choke her first
mayalena be fine as hell
by xxxyvone March 12, 2020
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Mary Magdalene

A sexual act. The MM requires that the partner with long hair be on top of the other so that the head of the partner with the hair is over the others feet. This necessitates some variation of reverse cowgirl and should be done with care since the partner on top will be using their hands, which would normally be supporting themselves, to use their hair to wash the feet of the other partner with sensual oils or motion lotion.
Jesus: "Wow! My mind is still blown. She put the Mary Magdalene on me last night."

John: "Really? What kind of oil did she use? I'll bet your feet are still really clean and soft."

Jesus: "I think she used olive oil. Whatever. It was the bomb yo!"
by W!cKeD July 31, 2009
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mary magdalene

woman disciple of Jesus.. was a sinner until she repented and became a saint.. if someones a "mary magdalene" theyr a bad girl/ rebel. french: marie magdalene spanish: maria magdalena. hot name, dont deny
girl #1: i cheated on the pre cal test!!
girls #2 and 3: ahah your such a mary magdalene!
by anonymoussss June 28, 2005
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Magdalana

Magdalana is one of the best friends you will ever have in your life! She is beautiful, kind , awesome, crazy, and usually a Christian.Whenever you hang out with her you will have the best time of your life.Her personality is very light hearted and innocent.She will make you laugh and brings the light into the darkest times.She is very sharing and always jumps to her feet to help at any chance she gets. If she has a problem with something she will tell you straight up.Magdalana has the cutest laugh and could pull any guy she wanted.She is very insecure but everyone knows how beautiful she is and wishes they could look like her.She may be shy at first but once she gets to know you she can be a real joy.
Magdalana is the best!
by Maggie_is_the_best April 1, 2022
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magdalaene

the best hottest and sexiest person in the world
Magdalaene tweeted a hate tweet about Björk on twitter.
by magdalaene April 15, 2021
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