Madden Mobile Gods

A group of angry bearded women who created a powder-blue-eyed Ellen Degeneres lookalike manchild sociopath. This sociopath went on to find YouTube fame, and as of November 2017 has more than 500,000 subscribers. The Madden Mobile Gods reside in the bedroom closet of an undisclosed location in Michigan, USA.

The Ellen Degeneres lookalike spends 6 hours a night worshipping the Madden Mobile Gods in his closet.
Bella once caught the Madden Mobile Gods’ worshipper in deep worship, and she has not been spotted near the undisclosed location since.
Can I join the Madden Mobile Gods worship rituals?

by Bill Belichick’s smile November 25, 2017

Madden Type Shit

A good play in a sport or something good happens while playing in a sport

Him: Did you just see that goal he just scored?
Her: yeah that’s some madden type shit🤧

by ava h October 23, 2019

Madden 21

Garbage

Madden 21 is garbage

by Easy Muther fuckin E September 13, 2020

Madden Ass Pumping

The act of melting down a Madden CD and placing it into a syringe then injecting the hot liquid into one's ass like a steroid injection.

Adam melted Madden for Eric because the game was so garbage. Then Eric bent over and got an injection of Madden. This is Madden Ass Pumping.

by AFNLD December 16, 2010

madden rumble

when 2 or more people get into a physical and emotional fight after the adversary loses in madden football

Toby: Noah your such a douche.
Noah: Yea ok beaner.
Toby: Just accept it, you lost and I won.
Noah: Just shut up you beaner.
Toby: Im gonna kick your fucking ass.
Noah: How do you like that Toby. Yea I just rubbed my balls all over your jersey.
Toby: Fuckin fat prick.
(They start to fight after exchanging words. Thus, causing a madden rumble!)

by George Warshington December 3, 2007

madden mud flap

To be banging a fat girl doggie style, and have the bitches belly/fat roll hitting your balls the whole time.

I was banging that big girl from work the other night, and had a Madden mud flap going the entire time.

by big egg March 28, 2008

madden crush

term used to describe a person who while playing madden , enjoys using certain specific players in the game and all of the sudden think they are good in real life.. this is common with most sports titles and can happen when attributes are either OP or a person just has success with the player for a specific reason

john: hey brandon weeden is actually a pretty good qb
smith: WTH are you talking about he sucks and throws picks all day
john: no hes just got no help and besides in madden i threw 5000 yards with him so he must be good
smith:..... hes got a madden crush

by thepetikman May 18, 2014