A spanish word that means the typical stereotype that represent strong, hairy, fat men, usually they are lumberjacks and are known to be the kind of person that work on the kind of porn known as "osos maduros"
by Eustakios December 19, 2019
Get the macho ibérico mug.A macho simp is a category of simping where a man objectifies himself and his sensibilities arbitrarily in favour of female hierarchy and gynocentricism by falsely feigning masculinity behind a short, easily-manipulated temper, a shoddy sense of hyper masculine chivalry and big sexualised muscles. In all his activities with women he cucks himself but averts the attention of it by presenting himself as a strong, manly man. He almost always subverts and compromises his own personal interests and sense of worth to either a wife, girlfriend, sister or group of women. He is generally a type of servant with sexy man muscles they cater to female sexual lists and other female sensibilities towards the male sex.
Joe: "Steve is a big guy, he could easily beat me up for sure. But he's still a simp, he's a macho simp. He's a total bitch when it comes to women. He just acts and looks tough to avoid being teased by the boys for being such a pussy"
by Spawnface November 17, 2021
Get the Macho Simp mug.Related Words
a drinking game.
what you need;
a large bottle/pitcher
beer or any kind of alcohol and mixers
people
fill the bottle up with beer (or equal parts alcohol and mixer) and pass the bottle around singing ;
"macho macho mug! (insert name here) is gonna chug the macho mug!"
OR
"macho macho bottle! (insert name here) is gonna throttle the macho bottle!"
pass around until the whole thing is gone (:
what you need;
a large bottle/pitcher
beer or any kind of alcohol and mixers
people
fill the bottle up with beer (or equal parts alcohol and mixer) and pass the bottle around singing ;
"macho macho mug! (insert name here) is gonna chug the macho mug!"
OR
"macho macho bottle! (insert name here) is gonna throttle the macho bottle!"
pass around until the whole thing is gone (:
by yeahthatperson May 17, 2011
Get the Macho Mug mug.When a man and another man harbor secret sexual desires for each other (either known or unknown) and use 'many' gestures to express their passion without others knowing. Gestures can include: Back thumping, head locks, and arm punches being held a little too long, and turn into arm around shoulders. Being completely manly of course.
1 goes up to 2 and forcefully pats back as a way of greeting, and lingering a little too long. Fist bumping and holding it there. Coming up behind someone sitting and putting hands on shoulders.
Oblivious people see it as macho men's way of greeting each other, more aware people see it as Macho Gay Touching (MGT)
Can also include things such as sharing meals, and buying matching shirts, even though they are not included in the "touching" aspect.
Oblivious people see it as macho men's way of greeting each other, more aware people see it as Macho Gay Touching (MGT)
Can also include things such as sharing meals, and buying matching shirts, even though they are not included in the "touching" aspect.
by PikFish November 18, 2009
Get the Macho Gay Touching (MGT) mug.-Professional wrestler famous for having his back side scorched on a plethora of occasions by Hulk Hogan.
-Was a two time WWF World Champion and 4 time WCW champion. Lost one WWF title to Hogan, and dropped two WCW titles to the Hulkster.
-Often known as Hulk's whipping boy or bitch.
-Made a rap CD calling out Hogan, but in fact, is deathly afraid of the 24" pythons and lacks the testicular fortitude to actually follow through on his challenge.
-Was a spokesman for Slim Jim Beef Jerky. Famous Slim Jim quote was, “snap into a Slim Jim.” The irony is that Hogan snapped into Savage like he was a Slim Jim.
-Was married to former manager, the late Miss Elizabeth.
-Was a two time WWF World Champion and 4 time WCW champion. Lost one WWF title to Hogan, and dropped two WCW titles to the Hulkster.
-Often known as Hulk's whipping boy or bitch.
-Made a rap CD calling out Hogan, but in fact, is deathly afraid of the 24" pythons and lacks the testicular fortitude to actually follow through on his challenge.
-Was a spokesman for Slim Jim Beef Jerky. Famous Slim Jim quote was, “snap into a Slim Jim.” The irony is that Hogan snapped into Savage like he was a Slim Jim.
-Was married to former manager, the late Miss Elizabeth.
"Whatcha gonna do, Macho Man Randy Savage, when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania, runs wild on you!?"
Hulk Hogan
Hulk Hogan
by Terry Bollea May 3, 2005
Get the macho man randy savage mug.A macho Mug is a drinking game. The tools needed to make a macho mug are simple. A very large pitcher, beer, and a large group of people. The pitcher full of beer starts at one part of the cirlce. As the person begins to drink, the other members of the circle begin to sing "Macho Macho Mug!!!, (insert name here) is gonna start the Macho Mug!!" This person then passes the pitcher to his left and the song begins again, except this time "start" is replaced with drink. When the final person of the circle has the mug, the rest of the group sings " Macho Macho Mug, (insert name here) is gonna finish the mach mug" and that person finishes the pitcher.
by MachoMug June 23, 2010
Get the Macho Mug mug.by MTRONB April 23, 2009
Get the Macho beans mug.