Maroon 5

The band that Lance Bass and George Micheal have erotic fantasies to. Words cannot describe how terrible this group is. They call themselves Funk, but sound more like downs-syndromed Reggae laced with mainstream Pop. Their fanbase consists of poor, helpless junior high school girls who don't have souls.

Maroon 5 make the Beach Boys look badass.

by Themanthatyoufear October 21, 2011

maroon

A fuckwit, elmore or jackweed. Doesn't rise to the level of moron because that is spelled correctly.

The maroons who ran Enron really elmored the company up.

by Prim n Proper October 10, 2007

Mabro

An incredibly sexy individual.

Wow, look at mabro. They're so hot.

by anonymous July 6, 2021

Maroooo

1 Noun: a turtle, a tortoise, or any chelonian
2 Noun: the sound that turtles and otherwise make, (historically as they fly through space, rev. to any sound a turtle makes)
3 Verb: the act of creating this sound. past tense "Maroooed" Present part. "Maroooing".

Maroooo can contain any number of Os, but usually between two and four, never one. The amount of Os appropriate depends on the speaker/writer.

"Omg hurry up! Don't be a maroo!"
"*leaps off cliff* MAROOOOOOO!!!"
"*launches turtle into space* Get Marooooed B!%(h !"

by MaddieK97 July 29, 2021

Magroom

A card game, known as Magic mushroom, where they battle and see whose going to win

Should we go play Magroom cards after school?

by Janvertonghen#spursy September 6, 2021

Matroom 13

A code word gay men use when they want to meet up to grope and fondle one another pretending to practice jujitsu

Bob: Has anyone seen Derek, Steve, Scott and Colby?

Julie: Yeah, they went to Matroom 13 to roll.

Bob: Oh for fuck sake!

by Old Man Neltson June 12, 2023

mabron

A pretty , confident beautiful girl who is really in love with how she was made and doesn’t care what anyone has to say about her appearance. Mabron is a name you could name your female child it’s a unique name. It stands for beauty, respect and confidence .❤️

Mabron is a very nice girl.

by May may June 23, 2023