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parking moron

A person who takes up more parking space than is needed for his car, so that other people cannot park alongside.
Guy1: Hey, look, this moron parked his ass between the spots! There was a space for four cars - now it's just two!

Guy2: Yeah, these parking morons must be punished... Why don't you flatten his tires?
by fabiana November 17, 2009
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tough moron

someone who is a moron but also possesses uncompromising determination and is capable of enduring strain, hardship, or severe labor
Check out that guy carrying the steel 55-gallon drum down the block even though he could be rolling it. He is one tough moron!
by BlobbyBlob May 13, 2010
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Moron's dozen

I broke three of my eggs and ended up with a moron's dozen!

We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.
by kloiterra August 9, 2010
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moronicity

(n.) The degree to which one is a moron.
Can you believe the moronicity of that guy?
by CrayonFrosh March 13, 2006
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Moron

Moron was originally a scientific term, coined by psychologist Henry Goddard from a Greek word meaning "foolish" and used to describe a person with a genetically determined mental age between 8 and 12 on the Binet scale. It was also once applied to people with an IQ of 51-70 and was a step up from "imbecile" (IQ of 26-50) and two steps up from "idiot" (IQ of 0-25). The word moron, along with "retarded" and "feeble-minded" (among others), was once considered a valid descriptor in the psychological community, though these words have all now passed into common slang use, exclusively in a detrimental context.
That person is a moron!
by zippy_little_thing May 30, 2006
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resting moron face

A person, man or woman, whose usual facial expression makes them appear foolish and lacking common sense or intelligence.
Robert isn't as stupid as he appears., he just suffers from resting moron face.
by Epic Dick April 9, 2018
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Moron Sauce

A way to describe something that is more moronic then just regular moron. When the word moron is simply insufficient to describe just how idiotic something is.
Jackie: Could he BE any more of an idiot?
Jen: Moron Sauce!
by AEI December 15, 2008
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