nuke my dog

To put a leftover hotdog in the microwave

Mom: Please go nuke my dogs

Son: How long should i nuke them??

by Yumey July 7, 2008

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Feeding my dog

Male masturbation, jerking the meat, jacking off, etc.

“I’ll catch you guys later. I’ll be feeding my dog now,” said Brad.

Free premium pornhub for Valentine’s day?! No question, I’ll be feeding my dog later!

by RandomGuySteve February 13, 2019

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To be used as an alternative to the classic phrase suck my cock suck my dog works well when the former statement would be inappropriate (weddings, funerals, meeting the girlfriends parents etc) as it alludes merely to eating a hot dog as opposed to the other person getting on their knees and sucking you off

Man 1: your ex girlfriend is online telling everyone you're bad in bed

Man 2: well she can go and suck my dog

by SceneOne March 24, 2011

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Bella my dog

My dog Bella, is a pug Pomeranian mix. She’s really fat and eats a lot. She likes to run and then nap, she loudly snores when she sleeps. She has a somewhat squished face. Her eyes pop out of her head and he has an underbite. She has brown and black somewhat long fur and a curly tail. Also her favorite food is cheese balls and bread crust. Her breath stinks...but not a bad stink like a weird stink. She’s a very good girl and likes to cuddle. And by cuddle I mean she cuddles like an human, with her head on my chest. She always goes crazy when you come back from somewhere. Even if it’s just for 5 minutes. She has very short legs too which makes her fat body look even fatter. She’s barely one years old and she weighs 20 pounds. I love her very much.

Friend: awww look at that pug! <3
Me: yea that’s Bella my dog

by Ashlynnandbella28 August 9, 2019

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