When a person goes to itch the inside of there ass cheeks not knowing that they previously did not wiped good enough. When they pull there finger back out and look at it, it has a light brownish tint covering it from sweat and feces that resembles mustard.
Dude my asshole was itching bad. I should have done a safety swipe before i scratched it because I ended up with mustard finger.
by Cangri518 September 6, 2011
Get the Mustard Finger mug.The initial pinch of mustard colored liquid fecal matter that is released in small drops or droplets before unclenching the anal sphincter and allowing full, explosive release.
Carl knew the guy in the stall next to him was going to have a massive assplosion because the dude sat down, moaned, breathed heavy and cinched a few mustard drops.
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The mustard dispenser is when you stick your Oscar Mayer under her salad bar then you punch her in the money pocket so hard that golden spicy brown drips out onto your meat.
by Shiconia August 26, 2010
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Hey Jeff got some pretzels!
Jeff can we grab some?
Forget it Dave, he brought the mustard too.
Jeff can we have some pretzels please?
Stop it Dave, let Jeff be the mustard goblin that he is.
Jeff can we grab some?
Forget it Dave, he brought the mustard too.
Jeff can we have some pretzels please?
Stop it Dave, let Jeff be the mustard goblin that he is.
by Sports kid October 30, 2011
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