Mopping

The act of vigorously mopping up liquid from the floor, generally semen, with your sexual partner's head.

"Oops, I just ejaculated on the floor"
"Don't worry, you can use me for a bit of mopping"

by Shishmeister January 1, 2009

Mop

A perosn that sucks ass at any call of duty.

Your a mop if you blow yourself up with a c4, fall of a ledge, ect.

by Nick "N.I.C" Rhodes September 27, 2010

Mop

The Opposite of Epic, can be used as an adjective and a Noun Used to describe people who:
A. Don't take a fucking hint
B. Can't tell a fucking story
C.Relates everything to Transformers
D. Using internet slang in real life
E. Suffers form the Mop Complex
6. Just plain sucks

Mopette is a female Mop

Noun: I fucking hate mops

OR

Last night I was hanging out with a group full of Mops. I wanted to kill myself.

Adjective: That kid is such a mop, he wont stop talking to me about Transformers 2

OR
Nothing but moppy movies playing tonight

by BakaDango June 21, 2009

Mopping

Slang for masturbating.

"I'm on my way over"
"OK, I'm almost done mopping"
"By mopping, do you mean masturbating?"
"No, by mopping, I mean cleaning the floor with a mop, but that works, too!"

by yankeemofo October 23, 2012

Mop

Someone with ugly hair that looks like those string mops janitors use

Look at that guy's hair! He's such a mop.

by Slippy Slippy Sir February 15, 2013

Mop

A term used largely by gay men and drag queens that simply means "to steal or take without asking or buying." The term was coined during RuPaul's Drag Race Season Three.

Person 1: How much money we got between us befoe we go into the store, gir?

Person 2: idk, but whatever we can't afford we can just mop gir

by mslarue May 21, 2013

Mop

when a old overused woman gets soo loose that her baby maker cleans up anything on the floor and when it gets wet it cleans up all of the stains on hardwood and linoleum surfaces

I'm soo happy my grandma came over, I really had to mop up the floor

by Largefarva97 October 31, 2014