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Monster

Counter-part to the "goalie;" one who will purposely distract unnattractive cockblockers so his/her friend(s) can get laid, even if it means taking home the target cockblock.
Guy 1 - "Dude, that chicks smokin' hot, but her ugly fat friend's a serious cockblock. I need a monster."
Guy 2 - "...you owe me big time for this."
by Rockaj1012 March 5, 2007
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monster

Something that used to live in Davey Havok's (of AFI fame) neck and bite him. Good thing it's gone now
That's mean, I hope you get a monster!
by MarinaM August 22, 2006
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monster

big, massive; huge amounts of
Man, you check out that monster engine in that Altezza? The fucker's supercharged!
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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Monster

Something that is so beast, that in some way, shape, or form, it could be considered a legit beast.
Dude, I was walking down the street and found a 20 dollar bill on the ground. Shit was monster as fuck.
by CYaNoTiK January 20, 2011
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Monster

An energy drink that people drink because they have an addiction to it
by FrankTheBank15 December 24, 2020
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Monsterize

To be portrayed by others as a bad influence, degenerate, and/or pervert, as a result of one's words or actions.
" Cam assures he did not mean any thing perverted by saying I want my syrup in her pancake, but Danny denounces him as a perv. Yet Cam alleges he is just being monsterized"
by Gatorx October 11, 2011
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Monster

A "Monster" is a Lady Gaga fan, but there is a difference between a "Monster" and "Little Monster". A "Little Monster" is a monster that is 0 - 13 years old and a "Monster" is ages from 14 - 186
If someone says "I'm A Little Monster" or "I'm one of Lady Gaga's Monster's"
by hausofemily July 2, 2011
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