A game set to be released on November 10, 2009.
It seems that everyone assumes it'll be good before it comes out. This may be true when you're a scrub that only plays team death match and think you're UlTrraA Pr0zzzz and have a gamer tag something like "iTz a55fuck3r" or "Bob3535235445354354343534543543543453453453543"
In reality this game will be a huge failure by comparison to Modern Warfare. The death streaks prove alone prove this game will cater to mopes of all variety. Triple health? Really?
This really will be an FPS for retards.
But hey, at least we get new guns...
It seems that everyone assumes it'll be good before it comes out. This may be true when you're a scrub that only plays team death match and think you're UlTrraA Pr0zzzz and have a gamer tag something like "iTz a55fuck3r" or "Bob3535235445354354343534543543543453453453543"
In reality this game will be a huge failure by comparison to Modern Warfare. The death streaks prove alone prove this game will cater to mopes of all variety. Triple health? Really?
This really will be an FPS for retards.
But hey, at least we get new guns...
TDM Scrub: "Man, I really wish I could have triple health after my tenth death. It's not enough to have three frag, juggernaut, steady aim/martyrdom/last stand with a P90 and kill cam!!11"
Me: "Dude, you realize how terrible this game is actually gonna turn out to be, right?"
TDM Scrub: "BUT I'LL BE ABLE TO OPERATE A S00P3R C00L AIRPLANE!1 I'll be able to lunge with my knife now!! AND I'll be able to use the perk to make me run faster and jump over different obstacles!!1 Modern Warfare 2 is GONNA BE SO KEWL MAYNE!"
Me: "Get the fuck back to Halo."
Me: "Dude, you realize how terrible this game is actually gonna turn out to be, right?"
TDM Scrub: "BUT I'LL BE ABLE TO OPERATE A S00P3R C00L AIRPLANE!1 I'll be able to lunge with my knife now!! AND I'll be able to use the perk to make me run faster and jump over different obstacles!!1 Modern Warfare 2 is GONNA BE SO KEWL MAYNE!"
Me: "Get the fuck back to Halo."
by The Bosssssssssssssssss October 27, 2009
MW2 is a great game overall. you can play with up to TWO PEOPLE on Spec Ops, and dont even get me started about the online! Its great! You can kill people, get killed, and until recently, you could go suicide bombing! But wait, theres more! If you want to, you can search on Domination, Ground War, or Free For All and find all loads of glitched matches! Oh yeah, give me some Unlimited time, with some Unlimited points on the side, and a mix of Unlimited Ammo and Spawn Kills for the drink, please! jesus christ, whens IW gunna patch this shit..
L33t player: Hey man wanna play some Modern Warfare 2 later?
N00b player: Okay man, maybe we can do headshots!
l33t: No one ever does headshots, its gay
Hours later
L33t player: Thats it man im out
n00b: why man this is fun
l33t: These matches go on forever and you end up getting spawn killed, this isnt fun
n00b: thats just because your not the one who rocks!
l33t: says the one whos 1 and 5839 right now..
N00b player: Okay man, maybe we can do headshots!
l33t: No one ever does headshots, its gay
Hours later
L33t player: Thats it man im out
n00b: why man this is fun
l33t: These matches go on forever and you end up getting spawn killed, this isnt fun
n00b: thats just because your not the one who rocks!
l33t: says the one whos 1 and 5839 right now..
by LamalTehCamal December 20, 2009
A game that every body anticipates to suck because it is the same thing. Though there are new weapons, new game-types, a fun campaign, and a new survival mode which creates a new fun set of skills for players to achieve. While the graphics may be the same as MW2, it is a sequel to it anyways. Many people did not care when COD4 and MW2 were the same...
Random person: dude Modern warfare 3 is gonna be so unrealistic and stupid, in a week you will hate it.
Me: its a game its not real anyways so why should it matter?
Me: its a game its not real anyways so why should it matter?
by Theron 518 November 29, 2011
The most brain shatteriest head poppiest face meltiest video game to be released for any consle in the history of man.This game is going to be so awesome it explodes you head incinerates you heart and makes you crap out your own intestines.
Guy 1:Hey did you hear about Modern Warfare 2?
Guy 2:What?
Guy 1:It the sequal to CoD4!
Guy 2:Oh,than Waw is better than.
Guy 1 proceeds to jump on Guy 2 like a Hunter from Left 4 Dead
Guy 2:What?
Guy 1:It the sequal to CoD4!
Guy 2:Oh,than Waw is better than.
Guy 1 proceeds to jump on Guy 2 like a Hunter from Left 4 Dead
by roflknife567 July 31, 2009
The third in the popular Call of Duty: Modern Warfare series of video games. Developed by Infinity Ward and Sledgehammer Games, and published by Activision. Despite criticisms of being extremely similar to Modern Warfare 2, very low metacritic user scores, and Bobby Kotick's greedy business practices, the game sold over 6.5 million copies on launch day, breaking the previous record held by Modern Warfare 2.
19-year-old who works at a gas station: Bobby KoDick is such a jew and mw3 sucks my cawk. Tr00 Br0s play bf3.
Sensible Person: Why did you buy five copies of Modern Warfare 3 on launch day, buy a 2 year subscription to Elite and are already on your third prestige, then?
19-year-old: LOLOLOLOL it's phukin terrible broski, just wanted to see if it was bad as I thought it was.
Sensible Person: Why did you buy five copies of Modern Warfare 3 on launch day, buy a 2 year subscription to Elite and are already on your third prestige, then?
19-year-old: LOLOLOLOL it's phukin terrible broski, just wanted to see if it was bad as I thought it was.
by Chronotoxin December 02, 2011
when i saw the multiplayer trailer for that game i came a gallon in my pants. no lie im still trying to clean it up.
*watches soldier shoot the AA-12 auto shotgun in modern warfare 2 multiplayer trailer
faggot: finally i have something to masturbate to for tonight!
faggot: finally i have something to masturbate to for tonight!
by k9thefaggot July 28, 2009
What will likely become the greatest piece of entertainment known to mankind... until the next Call of Duty game comes out.
Gamer 1: Dude, wanna play some Black Ops?
Gamer 2: I can't broski, I'm waiting outside of GameStop for the Modern Warfare 3 release.
Gamer 1: That doesn't come out for two months.
Gamer 2: I know.
Gamer 2: I can't broski, I'm waiting outside of GameStop for the Modern Warfare 3 release.
Gamer 1: That doesn't come out for two months.
Gamer 2: I know.
by JD_For_Real September 13, 2011