mock rape

secretly thrusting behind one's back while waving RIGHT hand above other's shoulder. catching a mock rape is as good as sucsuessfully mock raping.

i mock raped jeremy, and did not even spring a woody.

by jason da shiz k-man June 24, 2003

Mock Pistol Soup

Fake semen or urine used in film or roleplay

Billy got out the Mock Pistol Soup and made his own effort look exceedingly impressive

by Ben.C.L. February 4, 2006

mock-rape

n. an action of faking an anal rape, can be countered by a mock-rape subtwo, meaning the mock-raper becomes the mock-rapee.

Dowling mock-raped the umpire before an at bat against needham, then following it up with a gemming triple.

Eich mock-raped benzie after a crappy speech made by benzie, telling the team they suck and how much he hates coaching the team.

by jv ballah December 15, 2004

mock of shame

1. Wearing the same clothes two days in a row because you have nothing clean to wear.

2. Being forced to wear clothes two days in a row for lack of anything else to wear.

"I haven't done laundry in a week, so i'm doing a mock of shame"

by fivetastic March 12, 2009

Mock Trial

Incredibly gay pretend trail. Where boredom meets gayness.

Guy #1: What club should I join?
Guy #2: Are you gay?
Guy #1: Yes.
Guy #2: I think you'll enjoy Mock Trial.

by BelarusFromDisecYALEMUNFeb06 February 11, 2006

Mock 10

The act of having sex while on prescription medication and bringing a female to climax multiple time till she babbles incoherently.

Last night one of my co-workers took me home and we took it to Mock 10.

by SS JF July 5, 2012

Mock Rock

The act of strumming a guitar, while holding no chords. It is usually used to impress someone, when you don't know how to play.

Lindsay: When I was at adam's house, my played me some mock rock.

Taylor: Wow! Billy did the dame thing tuesday.

by BigMcNeal May 12, 2010