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Dave: Have your wife make us sandwiches now!
Bob: My wife doesn't make sandwiches.
Dave: Are you serious? What good is she then? She obviously wasted he time in high school and college and neglected a sandwich making workshop.
Bob: Now that you mention that, your right. What was I thinking?
Bob: My wife doesn't make sandwiches.
Dave: Are you serious? What good is she then? She obviously wasted he time in high school and college and neglected a sandwich making workshop.
Bob: Now that you mention that, your right. What was I thinking?
by women_make_them_men_eat_them April 20, 2010
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Louis: So, i was just miking off in the canoe with zach
Oscar: Really? Did zach know?
Louis: No, if he knew it would have just been beating off.
Oscar: Really? Did zach know?
Louis: No, if he knew it would have just been beating off.
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by Running out of patience February 1, 2008
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Sara's at home taking care of her sick boyfriend. Hasn't he had that cold for two weeks? Yeah, he's milking it.
Isn't Bill back from that job yet? Still gone, he must be milking it.
Is Johnnie still crying--she hardly hit him? Oh, he's milking it.
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Is Johnnie still crying--she hardly hit him? Oh, he's milking it.
by Scott ATL March 13, 2013
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Contrary to popular belief this provides no known medical benefit, and has no known medically proven effect on preventing prostate cancer.
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