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30 minutes

The minumum amount of time needed for the average human male to recharge.
Cindy: "I'm so horny right now! John, why can't you get it up?!"

John: "Sorry Cin, it hasn't even been 30 minutes since I banged your sister, Kate."

Kate: "Trust me sis, it'll be worth the wait!"
by halfhourharry August 14, 2012
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Two minutes before the end of the day

It is an expression that takes the edge off of the overused phrase, "At the end of the day."

Utilize those last two minutes of your day to relax, and say goodnight to loved ones.
Two minutes before the end of the day the outcome of today's super important business meeting will be exactly what it was when the meeting ended, as well as exactly the same at the actual end of the day.
by Cyprus Denton Fekks March 30, 2011
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20 minutes

An indefinite unit of time.

About the time it takes to do something.
-"When is the exterminator arriving to get rid of those ants?"
-"In about 20 minutes"
by FlagyMcFlay July 26, 2019
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Internet anytime minutes

What office workers use when they are being the "most productive" at their jobs.
T-roy looked at the clock and said, "Well, boys, I have two hours left to do absolutely nothing! The web don't surf itself! It's time to use up some of my Internet anytime minutes to look busy!"
by G Lo August 5, 2004
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I'll be there in 5 minutes

Phrase | You actually say I'll be there in 5 hours
by T-wizard March 21, 2015
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20 minutes of action

A privileged guy's term for rape.
1. "That is a steep price to pay for 20 minutes of action," said the sex offender's daddy, upon hearing of his son's effective 3-month sentence for raping an unconscious girl.

2. Man, you gotta try the fresh meat in cellblock C. Only took 20 minutes of action before I nutted. Mmmm, mmm. Nothin' beats a virgin ass.
by nergotlover June 8, 2016
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7 minutes in heaven

An american kissing game,,, where you sit in a circle and spin the bottle. The two people in lands on, go out of the room, into a room alone. And spend seven minutes together,, mostly to do sexual things. But most common is just kissing. They then go back into the room, never to disclose what went on. The game proceeds with another couple. Game best for teenage parties
'We were playing 7 minutes in heaven at Alice's party'
'Really?"
"Yeah, it was awesome, i pulled Steve AND Frank" XD
by Cozziee June 21, 2011
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