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Mind Crush

A term used in Yu Gi Oh: The Abridged Series, to denote a sequence when Yami sticks his hand out, and the whole screen turns like a photo-negative then shatters. Apparently it destroys someone's mind.
Joe: Well, Mac kept telling me about his "awesome skillz" so I mind crushed him.
Mac: Bleh...
by raziel2210 February 9, 2008
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Mind your fucking business

It means to worry about your mother fucking self . And to stay out of other real niggas business
Fuck person: Samantha is a hoe . I heard she was...
Real nigga: Stfu and mind your fucking business
by Trillwally March 25, 2016
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Mind Boner

When you feel titillated looking at a HPOA but not enough to show physical evidence for it (read: boner)
Man! I got a mind boner when I saw 'Jenny the HPOA girl'!
by Der Gelb Baron August 14, 2010
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mind spaniels

This can be used when your mind has a sudden glitch, and you cannot think straight (like spaniels whizzing around your head). It can also be used to discribe someone crazy or just someone retarded.
'so i was just about to... wait where was i? bloody mind spaniels!'

or..

'i belive that man is carrying a touch of mind spaniels'
by Dyfrig May 10, 2010
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mind fapping

wasting valuable time watching stupid videos or porn on the internet when you should be doing something more constructive.
I was going to work on my paper, but I followed a link and before you know it, I was mind fapping for hours.
by robisawesome August 31, 2011
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Mind Candy

Provides mental stimulation through visual and/or audible sensations. Which, when combined with other stimuli, such as at a music concert, can invoke feelings of euphoria and energy that otherwise are only reachable through mind altering chemicals.
Chris Houser (guitarist for The Werks) is such mind candy! I can watch him all night!
by topnomi April 16, 2015
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Mind of Mencia

A travesty of television. Everything that is wrong with comedy. Ethnic simple minded garbage. Tries to be controversial, but the only controversy here is that the show is still on. Oh and the fact that the guy isn't even a mexican. The only reason this guy has a job is a misguided attempt by Comedy Central to corner a hispanic market.
Look at the examples the guy who said that Mind of Mencia was good. They are stupid, and were jokes on the internet and other places a long time before.

"I love mind of mencia! Whether Ned Holness...sorry Carlos Mencia is talking about race or....race he finds a funny insight I could never think of!"

"Is that a shit stain on your pants?"
by Dave Reggie April 17, 2006
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