Micah

The finest piece of excrement in video game history

Micah is a real piece of shit

by Angry_Peanut_52 May 3, 2020

Micah

An absolute asshole. He may seem nice for a long time but if you mess up once he will try to ruin everything you've worked for. He is very sheltered and his parents are most likely religious. He tends to say the right things until he's gotten everything he wanted, then he doesn't care who he hurts. If you meet a Micah run in the opposite direction! He's more than likely bad news. (and he probably has a small dick)

"Micah screwed me over."
"didn't you do everything for him though?"
"yeah he didn't care."

by _w_e_l_p August 7, 2018

Micah

A god awful piece of human garbage who deserves nothing but torment and will forever be hated.

Fuck Micah he’s a terrible person! Why did he kill jacks dog I’m gonna stab him and watch him bleed!

by fuckmicahbell October 23, 2019

Micah

Micah has the most handsome, brown hair, which he is obsessed with pushing up. He is extremely confident: he will always be correct in his eyes (and everybody else's). He is extremely athletic and pretty good at it too, his sport is football, but he has a habit of being too lazy to get to the top. He can do ANYTHING if he puts his mind to it. But, he thinks he is too cool for school, he has gone through quite a few girlfriends. He also gets in trouble a lot. He is always surrounded by a wide group of friends and loves to be center of attention. He is the definition of cool. We all love him.

Micah is the best guy ever...

by Orange tomatoes at the hut November 10, 2018

Micahs

noun

A medical condition in which the testicles are of an unusual size. Balls of a size and proportion outside of the social norm. Non-Standard Nuts, giving the appearance of abnormally enlarged and/or swollen scrotum.

The vasectomy nurse pulled back the sheet an exclaimed to the doctor "my god check out the Micahs on this one"; to the patient she said "are they always this enlarged and swollen"?

by thegregster March 25, 2010

Micah

The most beautiful woman you could ever dream of. Micah has the most beautiful pair of eyes. They're like vast oceans. Micah has a perfect personality and body. She is very sweet and we're getting married. Micah is the girl everyone should strive to be. She is very kinky.

I hate you, Micah.
DAYUUUM GURL, U A MICAH

by Capn JoJo July 7, 2012

Micah

A depressed individual. Can also be sad at times perhaps.

Look it’s Micah

by Professionallydepressed November 22, 2021