Mattress Biter

Worse than a pillow biter. Probably takes a 2x4 in the ass or something. Usually a fetish within the Caucasion race.

Poor mattress biter, he can't even walk straight.

by The Marksman August 23, 2005

mattress party

When the family or friends of a terminally ill person (sick, dying, or otherwise lame) throw a mattress over him/her and take turns wallowing on it in order to smother him/her.

"If Cousin Joe don't show no signs of recuv'ry, we's might just have to have ourselve's a right Mattress Party."

by Hillary Lauffer December 9, 2008

Mattress Monkey

A crazy, wild lover. Animal in the bedroom..But cute and cuddly in public.

"Last night was so great, he's sucha mattress monkey."

by dustbunny April 27, 2005

mattress parakeets

When somebody's mattress has bedsprings that are so worn and squeaky that they sound like parakeets.

I heard the mattress parakeets when I jumped on my bed (I was excited because I got a letter from my half-sister in Spain)...they sounded angry.

by RatchetBoo October 25, 2003

Mattress hockey

An imaginary activity touted by a bald 40-something year old to have made his melon void of hair.

Dude, "mattress hockey" lead to the loss of my hair though.

by cusefan001 February 21, 2013

mattress music

Music that people listen to while having sex.

This Chris Brown album is good but it's mostly mattress music.

by BobbyHerf March 28, 2016

mattress firm model

To describe someone who is in a deep, vegetative, inanimate, motionless like state. Similar to a coma or slumber after a long night of drinking alcoholic beverages with little H20 ratio. Typically used when someone gets knocked the fuck out.

On God, after we got out the bar he tried to press me and I made that dude a mattress firm model.

by kfcnutrients July 14, 2019