Crack Mattress

Mattress, preferably dirty, without sheets that a person actually sleeps on, similar to what one might find in a crack house/den
"No clean sheets?!!Well, looks like I'll be riding the crack mattress until laundry day".
by Ooookay December 10, 2008
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air mattress

flight attendant - refers to slut potential of jobs which involve travel
"the stewardess has a guy in every city - what an air mattress"
by stendhalismo April 07, 2005
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brown mattress

A mattress in the Figueroa residence that breaks your spine and keeps you in pain for weeks.
I slept on the brown mattress last night and my back was sore for weeks!
by someonefromglassboro December 29, 2016
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virgin mattress

1. A brand-new bed, unsoiled by you, whoever might have owned it first, and anyone who may have previously "visited" it.
2. What you need to purchase if your bed is older than you are.
Yeah, I think it's time for a virgin mattress.
by lander88 November 08, 2010
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going to the mattresses

From the movie "The Godfather":

CLEMENZA: That Sonny's runnin' wild. He's thinkin'a going to the mattresses already. We gotta find a spot over on the West Side
by slugbait October 22, 2006
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mattress worship

Already defined as decision to stay in bed when you are too tired to get up and go to church.
But can also refer to lying in bed while watching a televangelist on TV.
Sam is doing mattress worship today, watching that faith-healing reverend on TV.
by Red Sam Black May 02, 2010
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Air Mattress

A term regarding the sex of people who are 'just friends' at a slumber party or sleepover party.

The term originally described the mattress these people would sleep on, but now more generally describes the practice of two friends having sex while retaining the image of being just friends.

The term was originally coined by Conor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band in their song Air Mattress.
Jenny and Craig slept on the air mattress last night.

Dave: "Craig man, you and Jenny are sleeping on an air mattress? NICCEE"
by Vitus17 October 13, 2009
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