Disease that causes obesity in hispanic females. Symptoms include craving for high fat, high cholesterol foods and a tendency to wear stretch pants with flip-flops. The cause is unknown but may be attributed to watching too many telenovelas and excessive trips to Wal-Mart and McDonald's.
"Did you see that really fat mexican woman at Costco eating the Pan Dulce with a liter of Pepsi? The one wearing the spandex pants with high heels? I'm friends with her brother Pablo and he told me she was diagnosed with masathelioma".
by SEÑOR PATO June 5, 2013
Get the MASATHELIOMA mug.
Get the matahil mug.Related Words
mastah
• Mastah Village
• Mastahating
• Mastahorsalism
• Drunken Mastah
• beast mastah
• masta
• mastadon
• Mistah J
• Masahiro Sakurai
by oneManStudio August 17, 2011
Get the C. Masta mug.by urinehat January 5, 2007
Get the smoke masta dank mug.A massah jack is a white male who owns several hundred niggas. these slaves work in the fields for hours a day and get no pay. Massah jacks also force their male niggas to strip and twerk for him.
by ctton picka February 23, 2022
Get the massah jack mug.Masiah’s are unique people. The day you come across one you will tell not by there looks but by there personality which is very big and people tend to fall in love. Masiahs have very big hearts and look out and try to help as many people as they can. Masiahs tend to give out way more effort into people than they get back they are very good at hiding there emotions from the world. They can be very emotional creatures but as long as they can make make people smile and laugh there goal in life is accomplished. They pose as no real threat but when they get mad you better watch out. If you ever find a Masiah you better hold on to them because you will want to have them in your future.
by Mesias.24 April 11, 2019
Get the Masiah mug.A room specifically used for masterbating. Typically found in adult shops for use by customers for a small fee. Usually contains a plastic chair and a TV playing pornography.
Daz was in town and started to feel horny, so he went to Porky's Sex Shop to rip one out in the mastapod.
by Jizzmyster08 December 19, 2008
Get the Mastapod mug.