Megan's Mangled Produce

A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.

Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.

Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.

by Veggies69 June 21, 2009

Monkey Mangle

Similar to the donkey punch in origins, but different in the fact that the one fucking the woman from behind jumps on her back while fucking her and then proceeds to pummel her in a wild fashion. After the woman is out cold he then ends this sexual act by throwing his own feces at the woman.

To relieve stress I went over to your mom's house and gave her a good ole' Monkey Mangle.

by Goat May 4, 2004

Mangled Poon Per Hour

A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.

Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.

by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010

Mangled meat

When your vagina looks like it's been run through a meat grinder

My boyfriend leaves the light off during sex because he's afraid to see my mangled meat

by Ju1975 January 20, 2017

mangle bangle

a fat fucking cheater

"hello guys my name is mangle bangle and today im going to fuck my 10000000000000 non amy wives"

by _jtoniii July 1, 2024

The Mangled

A man’s shaft that has been mauled by a dog

Have you seen the mangled

by MangleManPatty November 12, 2021

Mangled

Three definitions

1. Stoned

2. Blackout Drunk

3. That one song where Nathan Sharp kidnapped Matpat

1. Woah dude I was totally mangled that party

2. Nah man your mangled rn

3. You know that song mangled? Where Matpat was kidnapped of course! Why are you scared?

by Victorious_o_o_o_oooooo January 24, 2021