Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand

Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "

by Rewd53 August 20, 2024

Blood Mallet

An extremely hard erection, sometimes taking on a purple color due to the amount of blood in the penis.

Johns girl was so hot, he had some serious blood mallet.

by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018

Mallet face

Definition: A person who has a very flat or indented face

Boy: “Oi Charlie I swear you sit next to mallet face”
Charlie: “yeah bro its a pain in the ass”

by Studentwatchesporn December 10, 2021

Breia Mallet

A person who is incapable of producing an original idea. Copycat. Biter. Poser.

See also; twatwaffle

Dude, you’re such a breia mallet, get your own life, loser

by Dingo999 July 19, 2022

Rubber Mallet

Hammer like object with a rubber head. Handle is normally constructed from wood or synthetic material. Commonly used in the oil field by less intelligent people.

Look at the annoying idiot over there beating the side of his trailer with a rubber mallet.

by OFTKW March 4, 2019