J.K.M.B.

cooler then the typical "JK", JKMC stands for "just kidding my brotha" / slang from the hood

"Yo man you smell like rust"
"what the hell?"
"J.K.M.B.!"

by Nicheto November 1, 2006

B.J.B.M.

Big Juicy Black Man

Did you see that B.J.B.M.? God damn he was fine!

by cfunkadelic November 19, 2010

J.A.M.S

The word J.A.M.S Pronounced (jams) is a saying for anything that is cool, or for anyone who is white and can jump

"Woah dude did you just see Paul J.A.M.S!"

by DairyLandMilk February 1, 2017

J.I.M.P

From the SNL skit, Jizz In My Pants.

"When I ate that greape, i jizzed in my pants!"

"That chick made me J.I.M.P!!"

by Damooo December 21, 2008

J.A.M.O.

It began as a corporation name. Now, with the corporation defunct, many years later in the entertainment industry it is shorthand for being 'judged' unfairly or if someone is using scare tactics to make you do things. It has now, with time, become a verb.

"Hey Meyer, did you see you were stricken from the list of people being considered for this job?"
"NO! I had no idea!"
"You have been J.A.M.O.ed. You better look into that and find out what they need you to do to belong in the inner circle of those being considered for the job!"

by SchoolYardConspiratoryTheorist February 18, 2013

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A

its literally the alphabet backwards

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A

by robloxismycity October 3, 2017

J.I.M.P.

stands for Jizz In My Pants. used to describe something so awesome it makes you want to jizz in your pants.

Dude, that car is J.I.M.P.

by GRUBAH! March 15, 2009