The H.A.M.B.

The "Hokey Ass Message Board". An online community devoted to the discussion, appreciation and upkeep of traditional hot rod and custom cars.

I saw a photo of a tastefully done Model A roadster on duce rails over on the H.A.M.B.

by a H.A.M.B. member June 26, 2008

D.U.M.B.

Dormant Unresponsive Malleable Boner

Its not hard, its not long, its just D.U.M.B.

by the Acronym guy August 7, 2009

B.O.M.B.

"Bitch on my Back"
said by a male:1. A girlfriends best friend who prevents any chance of flirting, intimate moments, or ass getting.

said by a female:2. a Twat swatter.

Zach: "so CJ did you get any from Brooke last night?"

CJ:"hell no that Bitch Kenzie preventing me from even gettin close to brooke."

Zach:" ah man what a fuckin B.O.M.B."

by ZACH & CJ August 10, 2009

J.K.M.B.

cooler then the typical "JK", JKMC stands for "just kidding my brotha" / slang from the hood

"Yo man you smell like rust"
"what the hell?"
"J.K.M.B.!"

by Nicheto November 1, 2006

O.M.B.M

Old Man Ball Musk: The stench of an 30+ year old males genitalia usually found in SUV's, bedrooms, bathrooms, and the occasional couch cushion.

*Enter SUV* " Man this car smells like some funky O.M.B.M!"

by Michelle James Weak October 15, 2010

L.m.b.a.n.o.y.f

Let me buss a nut on your face

Koby: Sydney l.m.b.a.n.o.y.f
Sydney: ok daddy

by Tithegoat January 11, 2020

L.O.M.B.Y.M.M.

It is an acronym for layin on my back yankin my monkey.

Guy1 :Dudeeee my new girl caught me L.O.M.B.Y.M.M.

Guy2: Awwww man that blows.

by Too much time on his hands September 10, 2009