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midnight lunar lander

Wait until the dead of night and she is sound asleep. Sit on her entire mug establishing the best seal possible. When she awakens and draws her first gasp of air (timing critical), bust ass as hard as possible. The resulting effect leaves her with a strong desire to remove a space helmet.
Christine pissed me off, so I launched a midnight lunar lander on her dumb ass.
by Saxdaddy January 31, 2008
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Lunar de Mayo

The Aztec weekend celebration of May's Full moon in which it is said to have created the passtime of mooning....
How did you spend your Lunar de Mayo?
Lunar de Mayo is centuries old but rarely recognized
by lunarlovers August 18, 2011
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lunar storm

Seems like a nice person. Always full of good ideas and nice to talk to. Seems very friendly and always willing to talk.
by Mot Studios November 15, 2004
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Lunar Eclipse

When you start mooning someone but then a poop comes out.
It was all fun and games until my moon had a lunar eclipse.
by Davion Grey October 8, 2017
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Lunar Chirp Monster

A rare breed of coon commonly frolicking in the inner city of Detroit.
if you are not careful a lunar chirp monster may impregnate your sister.
by Dr. Phill October 1, 2003
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Lunar mist facial mask

While lying down, you hold a screen over your face and someone stands over the screen and has explosive diarrhea.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.
It's been two weeks since my last lunar mist facial mask, I'm due!
by clam baker III November 23, 2009
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lunar x noah

Lunar x Noah is a great ship, they basically simp for each other but won't admit it. they both have a crush on each other and say "ily" frequently.. Lunar doesn't like it when Noah leaves. also they aren't even dating.. yet.. Lunar can admit that she is a simp for noah but Noah would just deny it, they would also call each other insults infront of people but when they're alone.. they tend to get flirty 😏. Lunar LOVES teasing Noah and noah likes making lunar flustered.
Lunar x Noah in a daily basis
noah: ily bye<33
lunar: NO. STAY.
noah:...ok
lunar:good<3
by saucy baka August 31, 2021
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