midnight lunar lander

Wait until the dead of night and she is sound asleep. Sit on her entire mug establishing the best seal possible. When she awakens and draws her first gasp of air (timing critical), bust ass as hard as possible. The resulting effect leaves her with a strong desire to remove a space helmet.
Christine pissed me off, so I launched a midnight lunar lander on her dumb ass.
by Saxdaddy February 01, 2008
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Lunar de Mayo

The Aztec weekend celebration of May's Full moon in which it is said to have created the passtime of mooning....
How did you spend your Lunar de Mayo?
Lunar de Mayo is centuries old but rarely recognized
by lunarlovers May 14, 2011
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lunar storm

Seems like a nice person. Always full of good ideas and nice to talk to. Seems very friendly and always willing to talk.
by Mot Studios November 16, 2004
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Lunar Eclipse

When you start mooning someone but then a poop comes out.
by Davion Grey October 09, 2017
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Lunar Chirp Monster

A rare breed of coon commonly frolicking in the inner city of Detroit.
if you are not careful a lunar chirp monster may impregnate your sister.
by Dr. Phill October 02, 2003
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Lunar mist facial mask

While lying down, you hold a screen over your face and someone stands over the screen and has explosive diarrhea.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.
It's been two weeks since my last lunar mist facial mask, I'm due!
by clam baker III November 23, 2009
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Lunar Depression

Depressive episodes typically caused by suppressed sadness throughout the day, forced to be released whilst alone at night
Everybody thinks im happy, but when my "Lunar Depression" kicks in at 10:00 PM its a shitstorm of emotions.
by Wafflez n Cheese April 05, 2024
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