Kleenex & Lotion

Everything a man needs to get by.

"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."

by j1138 July 8, 2009

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throat lotion

With you're cock past her tonsil's, throat lotion is the coating of nut that you provide her sore throat with. Cums in all different flavors.

Clorrissa: oh boy, did I have a sore throat last night.

Melissa: How did you get past that so quickly?

Clorrissa: With some throat lotion from Mike. That protein. really tasted like Gunch may I add.

Melissa: Dang! I have only received face babies from Mike. They tickle!

by lick the bag bitch August 23, 2016

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it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hoes again

that creepy thing buffalo bill would say in the movie the silence of the lambs when he wanted those girls to rub lotion on them selves

guy 1: hey phil it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hoes again.
phil: dude stop you know buffalo bill killed my mom

by hitmanjones21 June 26, 2008

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Lotion Booger

The ball of dried lotion that shoots out of the bottle when you attempt to dispense the lotion.

I went to pump some Vaseline Intensive Care, and a giant lotion booger squirted out.

by jukaswo November 28, 2007

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lotioning

The act of putting a large amount of lotion in your hand and randomly walking up to someone, smothering it all over their face, and running away as fast as you can so you dont get your ass whooped.

-Nadia lotioned Hasan and Shehzad SO bad.

-Shehzad and Hasan tried lotioning Nadia back, but were unsuccessful at 99.9% of their attempts.

-Nadia's the best lotioner ever.

by lotioningmaster August 28, 2009

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