active listening

Pretend listening.

That Greg guy's sales numbers are crazy high because he's really good at active listening (i.e., he's really good at making you feel like he's listening to you).

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017

Lobstering

When a person becomes red in the face from taking of some kind of drug...or drinking too much...

Hey dude...your Lobstering hardcore!!!

Shit man...I'm Lobstering man

by Dookz September 15, 2007

Listening to the definition of "Sex" by Nick

An experience. Consider your options wisely.

Bruh I was just listening to the definition of "Sex" by Nick on the UrbDic and it changed my life.
Bro that's so cool but how about "I Love You Jesus" by Trisha Paytas?

by Stan Key Bousi November 3, 2020

Easy Listening

Music that doesn't make you cringe when you hear it, no matter the loudness.

Dude this song is so easy listening.

by Aardvarkianisum October 15, 2009

Lobstering in the Keys

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a person with an active outbreak of pubic lice.

My face is itchy as fuck after I spent all night lobstering in the Keys with that girl from the bar.

by Koch$ July 20, 2019

Listening to KidsBop

When a man ejaculates into his partner's ear

She doesn't like it when I cum in her mouth, so she was listening to KidsBop last night

by Long Leg Papa April 18, 2019

Chain Listening

to play a song once, before immediately starting it again once you have finished, similar to the way that people chain smoke. can turn amazing songs into an irritating occurrence.

"i like the song Clouds over California. i'll play it again.!
oh my god, thats like the 20 time in a row you've restarted that song. i still like it, but if you continue chain listening to it any more, i'll kill you!"

by Ultimate-Misanthrope March 26, 2010