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Lorneh

The best brother in the worldddddddddd
I want a Lorneh!
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Dirty lorna

The act of seeing how many nugs of faeces one can fit in their mouth without choking or swallowing. Often used as a substitute when you want to play fluffy bunny and there's no marshmallows available.
Do you fancy a game of dirty lorna tonight?
by Jasmina3000 November 13, 2020
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Lorna

lorna is an amazing girl, she is funny, kind-hearted, talented, one of the best friends you could ask for. She is sporty and athletic, probably a good swimmer, and she is super pretty too! Lornas loyalties always lie in the right place and you know you can count on her when necessary. Don’t lose lorna, she’s someone to remember.
This girls insane- she’s probably a lorna
by wag1imIzzy August 20, 2019
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Lorna

What is a Lorna?:

A Lorna, often described as a proper Essex girl who can sit in the pub and out drink most lads.

A lorna's natural habitat:

A lorna can often be found throwing a lass of gin across the bar in a local London pub most Saturdays in an effort to get the attention of a lad behind the bar.

To be a lorna:

A lorna is an innately good egg. However, the true weakness of a lorna is defined to be copious amounts of alcohol and a texas Tom 8 incher (sausage or human, you choose... )

When approaching a lorna make sure you display at least 8 inches of something! If it's not 8 inches, she ain't interested.

Remember - A true lorna will never reveal here real age, she's always 'old enough' .

Lorna as an act or verb:
'The Lorna' is an act created on a casino boat in Gibraltar when referring to someone giving it the old texas Tom challenge. That's how she likes to gamble.
Person 1: 'Man, did you see that Lorna last night? Totally devoured those 8 inches of texas Tom'

Person 2: 'Yeah, that was a proper Lorna, she doesn't mess about'.
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Lorne

What an immaculately coiffed pretentious assboil! Must be a Lorne.
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Lorna

Is a girl .

.She has friends

.She has eyes

.She is looking for a boyfriend (call 084 135 1256 if interested)
.Commonly known as “the great
.Never fails to light up a room and make everyone laugh

.She is a great caring sweet and chatty person overall
“Omg I wish I knew Lorna , she is my inspiration to become “the great

OMG I love Lorna , she is my dream girl 😍
by Unknown7475 December 31, 2018
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Lorning

Used when saying good morning while you are yawning.
"*yawn* good loooorninggg" or "*yawn* ' lorning!"
by Sakisobomb March 20, 2017
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