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The Lion King

The Lion King is a sexual position is where the female rides on the males dick while the male wears a Burger King crown. He proceeds by smearing his burger all over the females breasts and they both begin to sing hakuna matata. When the male cums the female must shout “Oh daddy rafiki fill me with your wise old baboon cum!”
by Master of chi January 5, 2021
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Lion king theorem

When two people have an argument. They play the lion king movie in the background, one guy can only speak while simba is on screen and the other may speak while simba is off screen.
The presidential debate is on tonight ? Fuck a mediator let’s use the lion king theorem.
by Spinter April 22, 2021
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The Lion King

When your having sex with a girl on her period. You pull out and proceed to take the blood that's on your dick and smear it across her forehead and say "Simba!"
"Dustin said that girl from the bar was constantly hitting on him last night, so he took her back to his place and gave her The Lion King and then proceeded to fuck her afterwards."
by RoLLingTid3 July 8, 2020
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Lion King Porn

A Type Of Art Based On The 1994 Disney Film, “The Lion King.” It Is A Piece Of S***.
“Billy, Atleast I Don’t Make Lion King Porn Like You. Thats Why Your Dad Left.”
by lemons and balls November 29, 2023
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Lion kinged

When you cum and then you wipe your cum on her forehead and say “Simba”
Adam - “Dylan heard you lion kinged that girl from last night
by Seshhead November 1, 2019
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