lagnaf

an acronynm for lets all get naked and fuck

i used to have a license plate that said lagnaf

by michael morman March 11, 2003

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whats ligma

:Ligma balls lmao

:John :hey whats ligma
:B e t e r :ligma balls
:John Fucking dies

by No u Ur mom gay Ur dad lesbian July 29, 2018

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Liana is a very loving and caring girl. Everyone wants Liana. She is the best friend or girlfriend you could ever have. She is beautiful, very funny, brilliant, and motherly. Liana is a girl every boy and every girl wants. One look at her and you can't get her smile out of your head. Liana is very charming and sweet, but can be very mean if you mess with someone she loves. Liana always feels the need to please others instead of herself. She is often mistaken is quiet or slutty, but she is very outgoing or loud, and is the opposite of slutty. She has trust-issues so if she opens up to you, just know that your special. Liana is an amazing listener and will be there for you no matter what. Most Liana's have amazing hair. A lot of people want to be her because she is kind, beautiful, smart, funny, and caring. If you see a Liana, either her eyes, voice, hair, or smile will have you obsessed. You would be lucky to meet a Liana and be friends with her or date her. If you meet a Liana, never let her go.

"Who is that girl with the gorgeous smile?"
"That's Liana, shes the perfect girl. Everyone wants her"
"I want a Liana"
"I want a Liana to, mate"
"Her eyes are gorgeous"
"I know"

by VA18 June 10, 2019

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Ligma Male

A sigma male who uses Linux

“Hey bro, did you catch the new windows update?”

“Nah bro, I’m a Ligma male”

by Definitely my real name June 27, 2022

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Ligma balls

A very rare disease that weeaboos, blue haired Jews, and cringy Pom Pom Dancers can get. This corrupts the body’s testicles and kills the person.

Person 1: “How did ninja die, he was such an amazing fortnite player!”
Person 2: “Ligma balls killed him XD!”

by Sholley Quire July 21, 2018

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Ligma

A rare disease caused by oversleeping, constant online activity and infected wounds on the face. Ligma affects the eyes and causes it to ‘do a backflip’ similar to worms but it is permanent. Only 1 person has survived Ligma and has beaten it with numerous rounds of chemotherapeutic sessions. A married man aged 27 has survived this rare form of disease. Tyler Blevins, also known as Ninja to many people, was diagnosed with Ligma at age 26. He proposed to his wife the day before he was diagnosed which led his fiancée, Jessica Goch to postpone the wedding. He has recently cut his leg while dropping a knife in the backyard. He was cooking up a barbecue and he dropped the hot knife. Because the day was windy, dust got through his leg. Blevins was an unusual patient as there was no wound to his face. He stayed in the hospital for 5 days, going through various rounds of chemotherapy and he survived. The doctors finally realised that the deadly bacteria, Ligma, is found usually in sand and dirt and can get into your eyes. They recommend people to wear shades during windy days to decrease the potential risk of getting this disease and cancer.

Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Tyler.. you have been infected by rare Ligma-
Tyler Blevins: MAH BALLS BOI HAHAAA
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Aww sheet u gotmi bruu

by Dr Panpitadatabatagata Jedd September 9, 2018

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