An acumalation of unwanted unnecessary things that people then argue over when you die. (ah the bliss of death)
by neo-absurdism June 10, 2003
Get the Lifemug. The result of the equation, "Life, the Universe and Everything", is 42. Does anyone have the foggiest notion what arithmetical operations to perform on the quantities?
by Downstrike October 8, 2006
Get the Lifemug. The thing that a person cannot live without, but will continuously try to FUCK you over every chance it gets.
Man, I was supposed to go on this date tonight with this beautiful girl, but she totally flaked on me.
Shit dude, that really sucks, thats life.
Shit dude, that really sucks, thats life.
by Smiter324 February 24, 2008
Get the Lifemug. Life is fleeting. Not until you see your fugaciousness, you see that every day, every hour even every moment is a gift , a gift you can only open for one time. A gift that can delight you only one time. You find out that workaday issues basically do not have a real importance. You will find out that you should capitalise every day, every hour and every moment, because no moment comes back. The life, every day, every hour, every moment is a gift, because we are all fading. Along the line we all will end to exist and could not ask ourselves "what if..."
by Giant Duck June 28, 2009
Get the Lifemug. by Batgirl2001 March 9, 2015
Get the Lifemug. Life likes to sneak attack you when you least expect it. You will just be minding your own business and it FUCKS YOU.
It keeps thrusting away with no lube until your ass no longer has spokes.
Life then rapes you again and cums in your eyeballs.
Just when you think its over, life gouges out your eyeball and fucks your eye socket.
Life then its friend gouge out the other eye and they proceed to perform double penetration in your eye sockets.
Their cum drains down your body deep, deep, deep, into the pit of your stomach and makes you puke.
Life then uses your puke as lube to finish the job and leaves you sore, covered in cum and puke, and with no eyeballs.
It keeps thrusting away with no lube until your ass no longer has spokes.
Life then rapes you again and cums in your eyeballs.
Just when you think its over, life gouges out your eyeball and fucks your eye socket.
Life then its friend gouge out the other eye and they proceed to perform double penetration in your eye sockets.
Their cum drains down your body deep, deep, deep, into the pit of your stomach and makes you puke.
Life then uses your puke as lube to finish the job and leaves you sore, covered in cum and puke, and with no eyeballs.
Hey bro, I know this is kind of a weird question, but I don't have anyone else. Will you please to come to the emergency room with me? I was just horribly, brutally raped by life. And you're going to have to drive cause that sick fuck took my eyes too this time.
by Dollface Killah July 7, 2011
Get the Lifemug. My life is my life and your life is your life but when life doesn't like us our life becomes the devil's life then you fight life back and your life becomes life's life and my life becomes your life because you give me part of your life and when you do that life's comes for me and gives me part of its life and when that's done my life becomes your life and your life becomes my life and the devil's life becomes life's life but then there's a twist life is actually the life of your life that came out of the devil's life from your friend's life so our lives react and form a nuclear explosion which results in life's life getting taken away and then we all lose our life and die.
by Life's Victim March 7, 2017
Get the Lifemug.