Life

An acumalation of unwanted unnecessary things that people then argue over when you die. (ah the bliss of death)
what do you want to do in life
i want to be rich
Why...then what happens......
by neo-absurdism June 10, 2003
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Life

The first quantity, followed by "the Universe and Everything" of the equation.
The result of the equation, "Life, the Universe and Everything", is 42. Does anyone have the foggiest notion what arithmetical operations to perform on the quantities?
by Downstrike October 08, 2006
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Life

The thing that a person cannot live without, but will continuously try to FUCK you over every chance it gets.
Man, I was supposed to go on this date tonight with this beautiful girl, but she totally flaked on me.

Shit dude, that really sucks, thats life.
by Smiter324 February 25, 2008
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Life

Life is fleeting. Not until you see your fugaciousness, you see that every day, every hour even every moment is a gift , a gift you can only open for one time. A gift that can delight you only one time. You find out that workaday issues basically do not have a real importance. You will find out that you should capitalise every day, every hour and every moment, because no moment comes back. The life, every day, every hour, every moment is a gift, because we are all fading. Along the line we all will end to exist and could not ask ourselves "what if..."
by Giant Duck June 28, 2009
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Life

What I am wasting doing this
Me: why am I doing this wat is life?!
Me: life is so boring.......
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Life

Something you need to live, but screws you up everytime.
My life is my life and your life is your life but when life doesn't like us our life becomes the devil's life then you fight life back and your life becomes life's life and my life becomes your life because you give me part of your life and when you do that life's comes for me and gives me part of its life and when that's done my life becomes your life and your life becomes my life and the devil's life becomes life's life but then there's a twist life is actually the life of your life that came out of the devil's life from your friend's life so our lives react and form a nuclear explosion which results in life's life getting taken away and then we all lose our life and die.
by Life's Victim March 07, 2017
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Life

A bitch.
Also is known to be tough.
However, despite people constantly having conflicts, life can sometimes be a wonderful and interesting thing. Can be compared to Swiss cheese.
Usually pretty mild, but it still has its holes where you fall in and have issues getting out. But when you get out, a sandwich is usually waiting for you later on.
Life's tough pal but people still deal with it.
by BillieJoePie November 12, 2010
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