Leftover Mayonnaise

When a male is having sex with a female, and, just before climax, pulls out, ejaculates into his hand, and slaps her in the face.

Male: Mmm...
Female: What the...
*Slap!!!*
Female: Ugh! You just hit me with your leftover mayonnaise!

by Ambrosino January 17, 2009

loose the liquid leftovers

Another way to say you are going to go to the bathroom #1 style.

I drank a lot of water and now have to go loose the liquid leftovers.

by NJ40 February 18, 2007

Leftover Lisa

a girl or woman who cannot get a date no matter how hard she tries. Many of these individuals are nice, clean, caring people who just don't have the looks, money or popularity to find a partner.

Nancy is a pediatric nurse who makes $25 an hour, but cannot find a date. But while she is a kind, caring, talented, giving person who anyone would be happy to know, she is also 5'2 and 300 lbs, rendering her a Leftover Lisa, as men generally do not see past her size.

by Laiho's Eyeliner September 29, 2008

Leftovers

When a woman is giving a man head and he hits the punching bag in the back of her throat with his penis making her vomit. before the vomit can come out he quickly rams his penis down her throat making her eat her own vomit, therefore feeding her leftovers.

John made Jen eat her Leftovers last night.

by Nick Goob November 4, 2006

Leftover Anal

Whatever is left of a woman's tender anus after a long stint of anal excitement.

Regina wasn't even worth cornholing after sleeping with everyone on the New Jersey Nets. Talk about leftover anal!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

lousiana leftovers

When you shit in a girl's pussy, then seran wrap and wait 2-3 weeks. You then go back in and eat that shitty pussy out!

I almost threw up after giving Jenn the old Lousiana Leftovers.

by Moe Lesters March 16, 2008

Leftover shower

The 'shower' immediately after a vigorous storm, usually leaving one wet from face to feet.

I was very surprised to miss the leftover shower every time there was a storm

by fi70 July 2, 2009