Layup

When its getting towards closing time, and everyone's cocked, you look over to the other side of the bar and that girl thats drooling drunk... yeah, she's a layup. At this point, she'll go home with anyone with a pulse. No extra effort needed, easy layup.

Mike: its gettin late man
Steve: You're hopeless Mike, at this point, layup's your only option.
Mike: Yeah, i need a layup and i need one yesterday. oh thank god, theres Welma! She'll do.

by squints6969 November 8, 2011

laymarra

someone absolutely amazing, beautiful, but super goofy

that girl is laymarra

by Poppy luga June 18, 2018

laymo

Originally created by the "ikkle deed" in late summer 2004 and is used to describe a social outcast or someone who is considered to be lame.Often pronounced like a ship's fog-horn eg. LAY-MO

You laymo. Get away from me you laymo! Look at that dude, he's such a laymo.

LAY-MO

by laymos of doom May 13, 2005

Laymanize

(verb) To explain something in simple terms for someone who is not proficient in a certain field of study. To put into "layman's" terms.

I don't understand that, could you laymanize it for me?

by zenmaster42 November 8, 2009

shoot a layup

When one takes a long dump and the turd lays up on the side of the bowl and sticks out of the water.

Dude, I wouldn't use the bathroom for a while, I just shot a layup in there.

Excuse me, after that coffee I think I'm due to shoot a layup.

by Johnny Kat May 16, 2008

Laumdry

When you spend all Saturday morning washing clothes instead of sleeping in at your spouses behest.

"Dude it was so great sleeping in after partying last night!"

"I wouldn't know, I was up at 8AM with the Laumdry..."

by TiredofWork January 12, 2013

Laymans Terms

Something someone slightly slow, like Parker, would understand.

Laymans Terms: Parker has a lot of shit under her arm.

by Urban Dictionary (Admin) March 30, 2009