Lawn Mower Parent 

Named after the device to cut your grass. A lawn mower parent is a parent who intervenes or "mows down" any inconvenience or discomfort that stands before their child.

At a fast food restaurant*

note* the teen is shy and is afraid to order it for them self

15 year old: Mom, I want to get an ice cream.

Mother: (Instead of telling their child to grow tf up) Okay, I'll get it for you. What do you want honey?

group of other teens nearby notice the mom go up*

Teen 1: Dude, why isn't that kid getting his own order?

Teen 2: I don't know bro, probably has Lawn Mower parents

Lawn Mower Parent by Clavicle_69 October 26, 2018

Lawn Guyland 

The way people from Long Island, New York say the name of their hometown.

"Did you see her huge teased hair? She must be from Lawn Guyland."

Lawn Guyland by wendystarr January 6, 2005

Lawn Ornament 

Name for a broken down car or truck sitting in someones front yard.

These are usually found in small towns, and the car is usually an older American car. Camaros are one of the most common lawn ornaments found

"Hey Jeb, you ever gonna fix up that Camaro or do just keep it as a lawn ornament"

Lawn Ornament by Paul July 12, 2004

Lawn-Job 

The act of driving your car over, around or through someones lawn/yard at all hours of the night while drunk driving. Skidding, donuts, and pulling the handbrake while on the lawn are also acceptable. This is usually done very fast in order to avoid the authorities. Often knocking over small fences, chicken wire, gnomes and ruining gardens.

A point system can be added for making this more competitive.

Dude, what did you guys do last night?

We played beerpong all night and then pulled a few lawn-jobs after.

How many points did you get?

10 points a lawn, so 30 points. It's my new high score.

Nice!

Lawn-Job by DeuceMoney September 29, 2010

Lawn Slut 

noun: A person who sunbathes while scantily clad on any large plot of grass, especially on a university campus.

verb: to engage in the act of sunbathing while scantily clad on a lawn.

It's such a nice day. I bet there are a ton of lawn sluts outside.

The sun's coming out. What do you say we do some lawn slutting over in the park.

Lawn Slut by dankcreator June 10, 2009

Lawn Chocolates 

Rabbit and other rodent droppings on your lawn that your dog eats.

That crazy dog Maggie has finished her dinner, and now she wants to go out to the yard to eat lawn chocolates for dessert.

Lawn Chocolates by WillyWonky April 5, 2011

Lawn John 

A rare scenerio in which a neighbor plants flowers in a toilet bowl outside of their house for decoration and someone goes over (typically after midnight) to defacate uncontrollably in it for the homeowner to find it the next day.

see also: lawn John silver, flower plop, a steamy Brian, fertile terdle, house warming gift, midnight special.

"Man, that guy is a legend! He executed the rare Lawn John last night!"

Lawn John by sneakyle June 21, 2017