lamez0r

The act of being lame or lamo. Used to insult n00bs and g00ns when they show their lameness. Can also be used to curse a bad situation. Only 1337 haxx0rs are able to utilize this uberawesome word.

"Look! That Katie is so lamez0r!"

"Garbage! That shot was lamez0r!"

by Jeff January 29, 2004

Touch of the Lavender

Used to imply that a man may be a homosexual.

Badly dressed man describing very well dressed and groomed man:

"Oh that one has a touch of the lavender about him".

by aussieoy December 20, 2008

Lavell

Lavell Is One Of The Most Handsomest, Loving, Supportive Man You Will EVER Meet. He Has A Tremendous MONSTER Cock So Be Aware !!! ⚠️⚠️⚠️ But Yess If You Get Yuuu A "Lavell" Keep Him Bitchhh ! 😛😛😛

Ooo Bitch There Go Lavell! Imma Have His Babiess

by LavellsGirl. October 22, 2019

Lavender Town Syndrome

When Pokemon Red and Green were released,there were some things that kids would do after hearing the Lavender Town Theme.What happened were these: Obstructive sleep apnea, severe migraines, otorrhagia, tinnitus.
General irritability, insomnia, addiction to videogame, nosebleeds. Developed into violent streaks against others and eventually himself.
Cluster headaches, irritability. Eventually took mixed painkillers.
Migraines, sluggish and slow behaviour, unresponsiveness. Developed into deafness, and went missing. Bodies discovered beside roads April 20 1996.
And a peak of deaths(Suicides)by kids ranging in ages 7-18

Children have died while hearing the Lavender Town Syndrome

by kokovo12 November 25, 2010

Rod Laver

Rodney George ("Rod") Laver (born August 9, 1938, in Rockhampton, Australia) is a former tennis player from Australia who was the World No. 1 player for up to 7 consecutive years. More famously, he is the only player in tennis history to have twice won all four of tennis' Grand Slam singles titles in the same year—first as an amateur in 1962, and then again as a professional in 1969. Laver is considered by many tennis fans to be the greatest player of all time.

But all this ain't shit beside the "Lavers" shoes, wich are famous for the control they have on a footbag. Theses are worned by all the freestyle footbagers out there who respect themselves.

Footbager A : Damn boy you suck today you ain't even able to pull a ripwalk!
Footbager B : Yeah I know, I forgot my lavers.
Footbager A : I love you Rod Laver.

by Sweetsweetbackbadass December 13, 2006

Zoey laverne

A Bitch that crys for no reason And said the n word crys if she didnt get 11 chicken nuggets in a 10 peace box held a g*n has 8 year old dumbitches fanclub

DAMM Zoey laverne IS ANOYYING

by pennywise🎈 October 19, 2020

Lave

"a long awaited vagina entry". A girl who you finally manage to have sex with after she won't let you for a long time

"Oh man, that girl was a total Lave but I got it done"

by Dirty Scrabble December 22, 2009