Lasso vagina

When a women’s hair falls out of her head and on to her labia and starts to form a hairball that wraps around the labia like a lasso and suffocates the labia

She came into the emergency room with a bad case of lasso vagina

by Blake Snyder October 1, 2019

Gooey Lasso

Lasso - Gooey
/ləˈsu ,ˈlasəʊ/ - /ˈɡu i/
noun - adjective
When ya boi can shoot lasso-like hoops of baby gravy.

Turn over heffer!, Time to pull her in with the ol' gooey lasso!! YEEE HAWWW!

by Detective Chimp July 13, 2021

Lasso baby

A child that is purposely conceived with the intention of roping in a man and prolonging an already doomed relationship. A woman who ropes a man into a relationship by intentionally getting pregnant.

Person A: OMG! Did you hear that Jen and Peter are having a baby.

Person B: yeah! It's totally a lasso baby.

by SloppySaturday September 24, 2016

lathrop lasso

Two guys/friends/neighbor who are inseparable when they drink, they randomly knit their pubes and mustache together to trap every person that roams their neighborhood.

When Chris and Rob get together there’s bound to be a Lathrop Lasso tossed out to capture others who roam their neighborhood.

by Big Jim 2 April 5, 2023

pineapple lasso

when you pay a hooker to perform anal as your mid anus you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a lasso then take your money back

me"bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple lasso"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"

by squirrel pussy March 15, 2016

asshole lasso

When someone has had alot of anal sex so they are stretched out they will spin around and try to wrangle the penis or other object with there asshole similar to cattle wranglers on a farm

Those Christian girls that use the poophole loophole are wild she was able to use her asshole lasso to take all three of us at the same time.

by 27Zbowman April 30, 2019

Meat Lasso

A sex trick usually performed in snuff films. During this maneuver, a male takes is penis and wraps it around his victims neck. He then proceeds to hang the victims from a high place, suffocating the victim with his massive dong.

If I go out, I want to make it memorable... Johnny, get your Meat Lasso ready! It's time to shine...

by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016