Laredo

A place that Raqem should not be in.

by Lurker August 21, 2003

Larsened

A male passing out pre-7pm and getting balls and/or sausage in the general face vicinity.

Dude, Eric passed out cold during the Oscars last night and got totally Larsened.

by SloppySeconds2011 March 17, 2011

cock lased

A cum stream so powerful it injures or kills anyone in its path

Dude I cock lased this chick last night and it think she might be dead

by Kax_604 August 8, 2008

Lapsed Feminist

A woman that used to be a feminist in college, but has since either (a) started dating a douchebag and loves being treated badly or (b) realizes that not all guys are the enemy

A lapsed feminist will make you a sammich and then do the dishes like a good woman should

by Royal Tenenbaum May 20, 2010

Laredo

Not Nuevo Laredo, which is in Mexico (weird, huh?). Also known as Lar... cave.

by shannim August 21, 2003

larse

The area between your legs and your arse. Presumably meeting the barse at some point, becoming the blarse.

Here is my larse

by "Crazy" Mikey Gray October 20, 2003

Larted

When you accidentally fart while laughing. Often times the offender -- surprised by the flatulence -- will laugh longer than necessary and sometimes a little louder in hopes that anyone in the area will not have heard the gas.

Unfortunately, this only brings more attention to the situation.

Larters often leave the scene to not only out of embarrassment, but to hopefully drag the smell with them.

Dude, why'd you walk away so quickly?

I larted and I think Karen heard it.

by SickTwist February 4, 2012