lapsley

A lapsley is one of the classier races on the planet, they enjoy an island paradise. And eat only the finest foods. The Lapsleys are partly a calm and industrious people, occasionally known for brief fits of lavish buying. Nearly always prominent members of society,

Anna's such a Lapsley man, what with her fancy school and house, and her parents are alwaysd inviting people over for dinner parties..

by fluropanda April 21, 2010

lapassion

A beautiful female and great wife and mother

Boy I'm going to marry LaPassion

by Reneeener September 14, 2016

Facebook Memory Lapse

The instance when one takes a "couple secs" to check his/ her facebook before starting homework, spends an hour checking, then forgets entirely what they were doing the moments before checking facebook

Girl: Hey did you get the annotations for English done last night?
Guy: Shit, I must've had facebook memory lapse, I totally forgot!
Girl: Dipshit

by ThatOneWhiteMan January 12, 2011

memory lanus

When a homosexual male takes a dump that reminds him of an ex-boyfriend.

AKA
The Deja-poo

Bruce realized he was finally over Doug after taking a trip down Memory Lanus

by aggrobot October 19, 2006

A Momentary Lapse of Penis

Thinking with your dick instead of your brain.

A slightly different take on Pink Floyd's 1987 album "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. Similarities can be drawn to "the heart wants what the heart wants", but "what the penis wants" is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.

Jack: Dude, you must have been beer goggling last night. That girl was such a butterface!
Jim: Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of penis.

John: Why the hell did I out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings...I don't even like her that much!
Jake: Blame it on a momentary lapse of penis!

by nearly civilized February 18, 2010

daniel larusso

one of the cutest, hottest, most attractive karate boys of all time. he’s also johnny cade in the outsiders (rip johnny cade). tbh he could put a ring on my finger. in cobra kai he’s kinda annoying but that’s not the point cuz when he was young he was a hottie. anywayssss in-conclusion he is my bae and he’s a god at karate

daniel larusso is the hottest man alive.

by Hugle ism January 22, 2021

Hot Laps

When skiing or snowboarding, taking "hot laps" in the park involves flowing through the park quickly without stopping, riding right to the lift, and repeating. you can get much more park in this way. and its hella fun.

Well hurry up, cause were takin hot laps!

by bordr17 February 19, 2011