lametard

1.Someone who is stuck in the phase between being lame and completely retarded and uses dude in every sentince.
2. A person who licks a leaf and sticks it on their forehead.

1. Dude:"Duuuude, that dude has like an awesome gb. Duuuuuude!"
Guy: "Dude, you're such a lametard."
2. She's such a lametard that she stuck the poison oak leaf on her forehead.

by x_sun_child_x September 30, 2005

lametard

one who has the uncanny ability to be lame and retarded at the same time.
usually has little or no friends.
will most likely live in his mother's basement until he's 54, and will never get laid.

ughh! you're the biggest freaking lametard on the planet!

by Xmona_lisaX February 18, 2008

lameasses

plural of lameass

Those are a bunch of lameasses!

by Nicko March 24, 2003

lamewad

a person who is so lame that just calling them lame doesnt come close to covering the extent of their lameness.

miss jess: gee im lame

mr matt: lame is an understatement, you're a lamewad

by miss jess and mr matt March 30, 2009

lameass

a person thats not cool and acts like a dumb bimbo .

" Why you actinq like that you lameass? "

by krissybishh x3 March 12, 2009

lamesauce

1. Something extremly lame or stupid

2. A condament that is gross (i.e. mayonaise)

1.
J: I flunked my paper
K: That's lamesauce

2.
Subway employee: Mustard, Mayonaise, Pickles?
G: Hold the lamesauce

by prokevinmusic February 20, 2008

Lamebard

Nickname for Lombard, IL explaining how lame it is. Lombard is located near Villa Park and is extrememly boring. Most people that live there never move outside of Dupage County. Most people that live there end up going to Willowbrook High School or Glenbard. Every 12-18 year old that lives here knows atleast one slut and most likely more than two druggies. There is nothing to do so we loiter outside of 7/11 over the summer, go to Yorktown Mall, and sled down Jackson hill on snow days. It's filled with girls who are obseesed with the jonas brothers or think that they are 'emo.' Everyone believes you need a lable. Thus: Lamebard

I can't wait to get the hell out of Lamebard.

by i am julia nicetomeetyou March 12, 2009